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Stages of Math Class

Teacher explaining material:

Teacher doing a practice question making it look easy:

Getting all the hard questions for homework:

Having to explain it on the board the next day:

Winwin: *slams hand on desk*


Winwin: GIVE ME MORE SHIT TO DO IN THIS GROUP DAMMIT


SM: Say no more bro

Lee Taeyong from NCT

Prompt(s): funny prompt #8 “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.” & funny prompt #83 “Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”

Word count: 253

Warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol and drinking


Beep beep bEEP. You groaned, rolling over and slamming your hand down on the snooze button…attempting to at least. Instead of hitting the snooze button like you had originally planned, you rolled off your bed and onto the floor. “Ow fuuck.” You moaned in pain. You sat up and leant against your bed while squinting at your clock to see what time it was. 6:03, the clock read. You reluctantly got up to get dressed for the day. After getting dressed, you slowly made your way downstairs to the kitchen. “Good morning.” Taeyong greeted you from behind a cup of coffee. “Ditto.” You mumbled, grabbing a cup from the cupboard and something to drink. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.” Taeyong said grabbing the bottle from your hand and putting it back where it was before you picked it up. You glared at him, reaching to pick it up again. However, Taeyong got there before you could grab it, he then put it in a cupboard you couldn’t reach. “Oh come on!” You whined. He just shook his head and sat back where he was when you first walked into the kitchen. “Fuck you dude.” You frowned, turning to make coffee instead. “Someone needs a happy meal..” You heard Taeyong mumble from behind you. You whipped around to face him, “What was that?” You raised an eyebrow. Taeyong raised his hands in defense, “Nothing dear.” “That’s what i thought.” you smiled, turning back to the coffee maker.

-admin Charlie

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