NCT serving you a beverage.

Taeil: Just hands a soda from the fridge.

Johnny: Pours soda in a cup of ice but one of the ice cubes has a fake roach in it and he’s awaiting your reaction.

Taeyong: You just asked for water and he made a five course meal.

Yuta: Pours a glass of red wine and jokes about how it looks like blood. And tells a story lie about how he use to go to blood drinking parties.

Doyoung: Gives you the best looking glass of ice water with a slice of lemon

Kun: Makes a mug of coffee and brings you croissant.

Ten: Brings you the strongest margarita you’ve ever had while he drinks the rest from the blender with a straw.

Jaehyun: Tosses you a warm beer straight from the box.

Winwin: Brought out two Capri Suns and puts your straw in it for you.

Jungwoo: He carried two cups of juice along with a plate of cookies. He held one cup in his mouth and accidently gave you the cup that was half full and in his mouth.

Mark: Brings you a cold store brand soda with a mcdonald’s straw from the drawer full of McDonald’s straws and condiments.

Lucas: Passes you a 2 liter bottle of sprite he just drank out of.

Xiaojun: Brings two cups of lemonade but he was holding bella while pouring the lemonade in the cups and now there’s dog hair in your lemonade.

Hendery: He drank it on his way to you and had to go back and get you more in the same cup he drank out of.

Renjun: Pours evian water in a glass of ice with lemon slices and spring of mint on the rim with a glass straw and short bread cookies on the side.

Jeno: Pours sprite into a glass of ice at the table and puts a bendy straw in it.

Haechan: He’s waiting for you to bring him a drink.

Jaemin: Makes two ice coffees in cups big enough to be vases. And brings a plate full of sweets.

Yangyang: He was holding two cups of juice and took a sip of his then thought you had too much and took a sip of yours then took a sip of his to even it out. By the time he got to you there was just an ounce left.

Shotaro: Pours a non alcoholic cocktail into a pineapple with a silly straw and tiny umbrella.

Sungchan: Gives you a bottle of chocolate milk and bag chips.

Chenle: Leaves for a bit and comes back with an assortment of beverages and snacks.

Jisung: Brings out two juice boxes and two sandwiches Jaemin made and cut into triangles.

NCT 2021 Escalator

NCT Class of 2021

01 liners drinking party

sungchan: /takes a sip of goryangju at chenle’s house/

sungchan, holding back visible tears: /winces/ not bad

chenle: weak /downs entire shot/

chenle, now also holding back visible tears: see? weak.

sungchan: i see tears

chenle, blinking profusely:incorrect

idk lol

shotaro: how many holes does a straw have

jisung: 2, of course

chenle: pfft no you ass it’s 1

jisung: (looking at sungchan expectantly) well?

sungchan:

sungchan: hear me out

sungchan: if a straw has 1 hole, then technically your mouth and your asshole-

jisung: NOOO WE’RE ON AIR

一些NCT涂鸦

What will happen if SM keeps up this bullshit:

Paranoia Level: J a e m i n 

In honor of Nct 2020

Here’s a NCT 2018 Doing a Headcount Taeyong Stressboard

The clock was ticking, you only had 30 minutes until someone inevitably went looking for the two of you. Locking the door you wasted no time pushing him back against the couch, forcing him to sit as it hit the back of his knees before straddling his lap, your dress riding further up your thighs. Reaching for the bottom of his shirt you start to lift it, being met with the sight of smooth, tanned skin before he grabs your hands, stopping you.

“Are you sure about this? I don’t want you to regret this.” Shaking your head you grabbed his shirt, pulling it over his head and tossing it to the floor. Toned arms and muscles were revealed, having spent the night covered by his poor excuse of a shirt, the sleeves had been cut months ago to show his arms and stomach when he so much as moved his hands to bring a cup to his lips. Lips that you had spent months fantasizing about and wanted nothing more than to feel them on yours. You started to lean it but was stopped again by his hand grabbing the back of your neck, causing a whine to rip through your throat. “I need an answer, I don’t want this to make things awkward between us when you’re sober.”

“All I want is you, I’ve wanted this for longer than I’m comfortable admitting.” Locking your eyes on something behind him you refused to make eye contact, fighting the urge to run your hands through his hair. “Can I please just have you?”

His palm fit nicely against the back of your neck, smooth and warm as he squeezed it gently, nothing more than a test. Making sure you were positive. Tilting your chin down, he was met with the sight of sincerity when he looked into your eyes. Sighing he pulled you closer, finally slotting your lips together. His mind ran a stray, flashes of the last time you were together like this running through his mind. He was running from this, but why?

You’ve always had me.

the people i stan… they’re a mess but i love it