Written on the back are memories of drawing on Thrash’s tattoos with sharpies because his Amazon order didn’t come in time and how they melted off by the end of the night.
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I seriously cannot believe I got this idea all the way out of my head. I’m so excited and tired at the same time. The posters in the background were made by spacevirgoart on Instagram.
Like 99% of the fandom is excited for Holloduke content, but I just wanna see these dorks with barely one braincell between them again.
Zoey Chambers (the barista) is dead, and Linda Monroe is too (as is her husband, Gerald)
Emma Perkins and Ziggs are both in jail for killing Nighthawks, and the entire farmland burned to the ground
Also those Hatchet dudes from the woods whose names I can’t remember are dead (killed by the birds)
Grace Chastity is now the head of Abstinence Camp?? and looking very murdery
The Lumberaxe is still out there somewhere in the woods
Miss Holloway is legally dead, and but she’s still around as a guidance counselor and now goes by Miss Holliday
Duke also does not recognize her, not really (and that’s all I’m gonna say about that because if I get more detailed I’ll start fucking sobbing again)
Sherman Young is now a seven-year old kid (physically) and is like?? a cultist?? now??
Also Frank Pricely is now Sherman’s “Daddy” ugh
Speaking of which, Ted Spankoffski is also dead, and Peter - his brother - does not know that yet (that we know of)
Speaking of Peter, he and Stephanie Lauter have a little thing going on (not that that’s like super relevant, just something I think we should remember)
And here are the things we know about the finale so far
Mariah will be appearing as Webby
Lex, Ethan, and Hannah will all be in the episode (and it’s seeming like it’s centered around Hannah)
There are other kids with superpowers, and Bryce is playing one of them, named Spitfire, who I’m pretty sure can either summon blasts of fire or blow things up (context from the name and the reel she posted)
These superpowered kids are all competing against one another in this weird competition for money
Hannah is competing because she had an “accident” in shop class (maybe taught by Tom Houston?) and Lex can’t pay the enormous medical bill for whatever it is that happens to Hannah
Curt is playing a new character named Eddie Chiplucky
James is playing another new character name Charles
The entire cast will be featured in this episode
Nick has insinuated that the villain of the episode is similar to Lumberaxe in that they’re “hoping they can pull it off” like they did with him
The final number of the series features everyone in the cast
Anyways I think this episode is gonna hit GOOD and I will definitely be freaking out over it so GET YO TICKETS AND GO SUPPORT THESE AMAZING PEEPS
Sorry for all the Starkid content (no I’m not) and no majorspoilers for Killer Track (it’s kind of a spoiler), but that episode fucking DESTROYED me Kim and Curt how fucking dare you play with my emotions like that
otho is great because he looks like a creature from a recurring nightmare that i had as a kid and his goal is to sing all the parts of bohemian rhapsody at the same time also i think he would follow paul around a lot
