#perkys buds

So as you may or may not have seen last week Matt Lang confirmed the Hatchetfield timeline split. (you can see the clip here).

So I thought it was about time I updated my timeline diagram for Nightmare Time 2 (and also just general changes I’ve made in my own head since I last made it). Anyways here’s timeline theory 4.0.

Or as best as I can guess at them.

So as we all know NMT2 takes place on one singular timeline so I decided to sit down and take a guess at the order of events. I spent literal hours reading through the scripts to make this lol

All of these events take place in 2020 btw

tbh i expected ezekiel to be like. Another Evil Joey Richter Guy but it ended up much better

I think I figured out what puts me off Perky’s Buds personally.

The setting doesn’t match the tone.

Like the isolated farm setting with the backwoods cultists nearby and the intelligent birds says folk horror.

But the tone of the episode is a 90’s stoner horror so it clashes.

Because the setting relies on slow build horror but the tone is fast paced, so everything is a little off.

They r so cool you guys

Nightmare Time Season 2!

incorrect-hatchetfield:

Nightmare Time Season Two Summarised

1. Fuck The Police
2. Smoke Weed
3. Have Sex
4. Eat The Rich
5. Women Pretty
6. The Healthcare System Is Shit

Starkid once again speaking for the people as always

• Zoey Chambers (the barista) is dead, and Linda Monroe is too (as is her husband, Gerald)
• Emma Perkins and Ziggs are both in jail for killing Nighthawks, and the entire farmland burned to the ground
• Also those Hatchet dudes from the woods whose names I can’t remember are dead (killed by the birds)
• Grace Chastity is now the head of Abstinence Camp?? and looking very murdery
• The Lumberaxe is still out there somewhere in the woods
• Miss Holloway is legally dead, and but she’s still around as a guidance counselor and now goes by Miss Holliday
• Duke also does not recognize her, not really (and that’s all I’m gonna say about that because if I get more detailed I’ll start fucking sobbing again)
• Sherman Young is now a seven-year old kid (physically) and is like?? a cultist?? now??  
• Also Frank Pricely is now Sherman’s “Daddy” ugh
• Speaking of which, Ted Spankoffski is also dead, and Peter - his brother - does not know that yet (that we know of)
• Speaking of Peter, he and Stephanie Lauter have a little thing going on (not that that’s like super relevant, just something I think we should remember)

And here are the things we know about the finale so far

• Mariah will be appearing as Webby
• Lex, Ethan, and Hannah will all be in the episode (and it’s seeming like it’s centered around Hannah)
• There are other kids with superpowers, and Bryce is playing one of them, named Spitfire, who I’m pretty sure can either summon blasts of fire or blow things up (context from the name and the reel she posted)
• These superpowered kids are all competing against one another in this weird competition for money
• Hannah is competing because she had an “accident” in shop class (maybe taught by Tom Houston?) and Lex can’t pay the enormous medical bill for whatever it is that happens to Hannah
• Curt is playing a new character named Eddie Chiplucky
• James is playing another new character name Charles
• The entire cast will be featured in this episode
• Nick has insinuated that the villain of the episode is similar to Lumberaxe in that they’re “hoping they can pull it off” like they did with him
• The final number of the series features everyone in the cast

Anyways I think this episode is gonna hit GOOD and I will definitely be freaking out over it so GET YO TICKETS AND GO SUPPORT THESE AMAZING PEEPS

“oh my god, emma. the magic weed made the birds psychic.”