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@tyranttortoise, oh my gosh! The chapter was so good, like you are so good at writing you’re like so

@tyranttortoise, oh my gosh! The chapter was so good, like you are so good at writing you’re like some kind of writing goddess. Red was so cute and I’m glad he got a date with the lady :) Please everyone go read the skeleton squatters and the landlady because it’s so awesome! Amazing as always Ty :)


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omegaverse:

omegaverse:

eliteknightcats:

omegaverse:

I’m fucking in Luigi’s mansion

who?

Some italian freak

Oh you meant who am I fucking. Your mom

heavenlyres:

This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

i did similar ones a year or two ago, but it was time for an update. happy valenress day

I wouldn’t listen to his advice, if I were you. It seems from past testimonies that he tends to be mI wouldn’t listen to his advice, if I were you. It seems from past testimonies that he tends to be mI wouldn’t listen to his advice, if I were you. It seems from past testimonies that he tends to be mI wouldn’t listen to his advice, if I were you. It seems from past testimonies that he tends to be m

I wouldn’t listen to his advice, if I were you. It seems from past testimonies that he tends to be more in the business of causing bedroom issues rather than fixing them.


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[ID: Sketch of Arthur and Lancelot having sex. Arthur is on top, pinning Lancelot’s hands behind his back and holding one hand behind his neck. End ID]
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Merlin bingo prompt fill for ‘Angry sex’

Premise behind this below the cut (I might write the fic, but also might not) - warning for references to nsfw activities

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Lancelot was saved from being a shade and, after a while, has entered into a sort of OT4 relationship with Merlin, Gwen, and Arthur. But he’s still guilty for the whole shade thing and he lets the other knights (not round table ones, of course) bully him, and tries to hide it from the others. He still sees himself, like the knights see him, as Morgana’s knight since she brought him back and controlled him.

Arthur and Lancelot fight over Lancelot’s lack of belief in his belonging and his self-loathing, and their argument leads to sparring that leads to very much consensual, and very much passionate, sex, during which Arthur reminds Lancelot that he is Arthur’s knight and none other’s.

Then they cuddle, and softer words are said as Arthur reassures Lancelot of his place in Camelot. Merlin and Gwen probably come to join in the cuddles too, because why not?

[ID: Sketch in dark red on red of Aramis. He is wearing a scarf around his hips, hanging down low over one side and just about providing some modesty, and a pair of calf-high loose boots with bands that say ‘CHANEL’ on them. He has a collar around his neck and in one hand is holding up a leash between his thumb and forefinger. End ID]

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Aramis borrowing clothes again: Porthos’ boots, Athos’ scarf and, for the sake of avoiding being accused of having no garments of his own, his own collar and leash.

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[ID: Sketch on grey with red shading of Athos and Aramis. Aramis has his back turned so he is facing Athos, who is sitting on the back of a sofa, with one arm around Aramis’s shoulders and the other holding a beer or cider bottle between Aramis’s legs. He is glaring straight ahead. End ID]

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My favourite muskie ship is portamis, but far, but one cannot discount the chemisry between Athos and Aramis, nor that between Athos and alcohol…hence, Athos x bottle of undisclosed alcohol x Aramis

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 ♚ Commission Info ♚ Based on a hilarious convo I had with a good friend of mine :DI had to draw thi

Commission Info

Based on a hilarious convo I had with a good friend of mine :D

I had to draw this situation out with these three dorks as I felt it fit them so well. I was Toga during the original conversation I was DYING. I had to add Dabi trying his best not to laugh XD


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redbudbutch:

This is a lesbian sex party invitation from 1970s San Francisco. I love that it has coffee stains on it, like it was left out on a table for a while.

guruneko:

That one time when @melon-bunbuns made that tweet and my mind went haywire.


last two images are just my thoughts

Gdjdhjdhdjjdd These are still so amazing

Just an update on the pre-order status: Pillowcases are in but I’m waiting on mousepads! Had some teJust an update on the pre-order status: Pillowcases are in but I’m waiting on mousepads! Had some teJust an update on the pre-order status: Pillowcases are in but I’m waiting on mousepads! Had some teJust an update on the pre-order status: Pillowcases are in but I’m waiting on mousepads! Had some teJust an update on the pre-order status: Pillowcases are in but I’m waiting on mousepads! Had some teJust an update on the pre-order status: Pillowcases are in but I’m waiting on mousepads! Had some teJust an update on the pre-order status: Pillowcases are in but I’m waiting on mousepads! Had some te

Just an update on the pre-order status: Pillowcases are in but I’m waiting on mousepads! Had some technical issues with the production side of things. v-v

I ordered some more stock in addition to the pre-orders too, so I’ll work on listing those in my store if I can get some decent pics of them. It’s always less stressful selling at conventions because I don’t have to worry about photos not being accurate/nice enough. @-@

(Next conventions I’ll be at btw: The Scarefest,AWA, and Conapalooza


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oddkittenart:Super last minute pre-order sale!! I made menus of virtually all my art - the cutesy,oddkittenart:Super last minute pre-order sale!! I made menus of virtually all my art - the cutesy,oddkittenart:Super last minute pre-order sale!! I made menus of virtually all my art - the cutesy,oddkittenart:Super last minute pre-order sale!! I made menus of virtually all my art - the cutesy,oddkittenart:Super last minute pre-order sale!! I made menus of virtually all my art - the cutesy,oddkittenart:Super last minute pre-order sale!! I made menus of virtually all my art - the cutesy,oddkittenart:Super last minute pre-order sale!! I made menus of virtually all my art - the cutesy,

oddkittenart:

Super last minute pre-order sale!!

I made menus of virtually all my art - the cutesy, the creepy aaand the kinky - to use for pre-ordering mousepads,pillowcases, or large prints! :D

But….ONLY TODAY AND TOMORROW! D:

I will have to stop taking orders at 6pm CDT July 14th so that I have time to get everything properly formatted and submitted before my printing service’s sale ends (at 11:59pm CDT)

Will definitely do this again when the next sale is offered, but I don’t know when that will beeee.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. ‘w’

P.S.: If you’d like a 30% discount and access to a backlog of 1000+ posts, you should totally join my Patreon. (If you’re under 18 or don’t like nudes, the $1 tier is SFW only. I also have a non-pin-up, sticker-focused Patreon but it’s much less active.)

P.P.S: In case the pre-order hyperlink isn’t working for some reason: http://izzikat.indiemade.com/product/preorder-galore-mousepadspillowcaseslarge-prints

Ending in a few hours! #treatyuriself? ;p

(Reblogs massively appreciated! You can even delete after a few hours if this post is a bit cluttery for your blog. e-e’’’’)


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drag-on-dra-goon:

ankostiddies:

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” i could give him a prostate orgasm

waywardnerd67:

Title: Replay Life - S6E5 Live Free or Twihard
Summary: Before attending Jared’s birthday party, Jensen and (Y/N) continue their Supernatural rewatch. She shows him exactly why so many people love vampires.
Main Characters: Jensen Ackles, Reader
Other Characters: None
Pairing: None
Rating: M - Mature
Warnings: Fluff/Mild Smut
Word Count: 2363
A/N:

Check Out: Replay Life Masterlist

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When will this woman learn that tequila is not a good idea for her? Let’s home she’s more level-headed come morning, and Jensen can find some way to get through to her.

41. Scorch

Mihashi burned from the inside out under the intensity of Kanou’s gaze. For years, Mihashi had mistaken this look for hatred—disgust even—but he knew better now that it had just been his anxiety talking. Now, he could clearly see the hunger and lust in that look. A mere glance from those eyes was enough to set Mihashi’s skin afire, and each graze of Kanou’s fingertips sent chills down Mihashi’s spine, leaving a sense of desire deep in his core.

“Ren,” Kanou mumbled reverently against Mihashi’s skin as his lips trailed down Mihashi’s neck.

“Shuu-chan—” Mihashi gasped, arching into Kanou’s touch as fingers pushed up the hem of his shirt, exposing his heated skin to the cool air. “More…”

He needed so much more, and Mihashi could barely contain the need humming through his body as he began to fidget beneath Kanou’s touches. The feeling of hands tugging at his belt and Kanou’s whispered promise to take care of him did little to relieve the pent-up energy he felt but did wonders for the anticipation of what was to come.

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It’s kinda sad that a guy isn’t grabbing my thighs rn :/, I even put on stockings :(((!!!! I feel like I deserve that especially cause I look, like really cute rn :(((!!!! I feel like I also deserve, like thigh kisses and ass grabbing :(((, it’s only fair :(((((!!!!!!

theslowesthnery:

theslowesthnery:

i don’t know how to tell people that deriving pleasure - sexual pleasure included! - from art* is good actually, and that creating specific kind of art “just” because you find it hot or whatever is just as good a reason as any, and you don’t actually need some “deep and meaningful” reason to create art about things. pleasure - sexual pleasure included - is not the devil, it is not Bad and shameful, and it’s not any less valid of a reason to create something than because you want to, idk, explore the depths of the human consciousness or something

* art here includes writing

i’m glad this post resonated with people because i lost a years-long mutual over it when i made it lmao

skulltie.

OBSCENE     /    THE    PAD   OF     his    thumb   pressed    into    the    bone    of    her    hip    as    if     to   leave     his    mark    on    this    unexceptional    world   through    her     (     *     THAT    IS    HOW    WE     WORK    ,      isn't    it   ,      darling    ?       you    scratch    my    back    ,      i    scratch    yours       /       MAKE    SENSE    of    this   world    for    me    ,       i'll    BURN    it    to    the    ground   with    your    NAME    on     my    tongue     and     your     fingers    at     my     THROAT   !       )      until    a    laugh     has    one   brow    ascending    at    the    defamatory    sound    and     teeth    relinquishing     their    POWER    upon    the    pulse     that    runs     through    both     their    bodies   .     

THIS   IS   MY   MOTHER   TONGUE     /      the    suspicious     SILENCE    that     took     him     years    to    articulate    without     a    WORTHY    partner    such     as    she   ,      and    how     surreal     an    experience    it    is     to     have    the     dead    language    heard    when    it    fails    to    leave    his      teeth   .       his     eyes    scatter    towards    the    sound    system   ,       hips     bucking    from    beneath    her     (      *     YOU     COULD     KILL     ME     RIGHT      NOW       /       do     you    know     that     i     would    let     you    ?      DO     YOU      CARE    ?      )      while    his    fingers    seek    purchase    at     the     dark    strands     on    the    back    of    her    head    ,      as     though    to      reign    what     makes    him     need    her    so      (     *     I     COULD     NEVER     TAME     YOU       /      i    wouldn't     even      try    )       the    pursuit    of     MEANING     that    sends    him    chasing     her    across     continents   for    the    one    they     give    each     other    .                I    LOVE    THIS    SONG   .    

   NECK IS BARED / vulnerability worn only in the face of mutuality. she rocks backward, further away, thighs parted wider to adjust for balance, the movement all at once salacious and criminal, her pulse a visiblethundering in the blue webbing of her veins. fingers leave the dial, hand reaching past him to grip the headrest as glacial gaze returns to him, her voice swallowed in part by the music.   ❝   i’maware.  ❞  the response rolls forth with a knowingglance, mixed meaning acknowledged without the need to expound, tongue tracing the upper row of bared ivory. ( how long has it been since she has sighedinearnest / mouth open in soughtpleasures rather than taught ? sincerity paints a pretty picture on pale skin: flushed &fevered. )

     she leans back in – close as shecan be, with her arm still trapped between them, intent to steal  hissilence, too, in due time. ( dulcet tones are always sure to follow when she applies herself.)   lips hover close to his ear, warm despite the november air circulating through the cracked windows of the parked car.  ❝    not myfavorite sound, however. but i’m sure you’realsoaware.  

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Commission for @moonlifter! thank you so much, I always love drawing your characters! ♥ You came up Commission for @moonlifter! thank you so much, I always love drawing your characters! ♥ You came up

Commission for @moonlifter! thank you so much, I always love drawing your characters! ♥ You came up with such a lovely composition for this too!


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sillysurgeon:

zoology:

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

woof, its been a while;

woof, its been a while;


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 Been sitting on this one for a while

Been sitting on this one for a while


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