#obey me funny
MC introducing Lucifer
MC: this is my boyfriend, Lucifer
MC: and this is Lucifer’s boyfriend, Diavolo
Diavolo: :D
Mammon: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Lucifer: Mammon no.
Levi: Mistlefoe.
Lucifer: Please stop encouraging them.
Asmo: oooh someone send me flowers, I wonder who it is
Asmo: *reads the card* ITS ME!
MC: *petting cerberus* who’s a good boy?
Cerberus: ??
MC: you are!
Cerberus: *happy puppy noises*
Luke: I hate you demons with every inch of my body!
The brothers:
The brothers: thats not a lot of inches then
That time Mammon decided to be brave
Mammon: hey asshole
Lucifer: ….what did you just call me?
Mammon: y-you clearly heard me
Lucifer: and you clearly don’t want to take the risk of saying it again
Levi: did you just fall?
Mammon: No. I attacked the floor
Levi: backwards?
Mammon: …..i’m freaking talented
MC: You ever look at two people and wonder why they haven’t kissed yet?
Solomon: Every day.
Lucifer and Diavolo: Why are you guys looking at us?
Mammon: *breathes*
Lucifer: my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
At this moment I knew…..I fucked up
Nono lets not change the subject Lucifer, continue with what you were saying
Satan be like: DAD YOU’RE EMBARASSING ME INFRONT OF MY CRUSH
Not Diavolo calling Lucifer out
MC: hey Lucifer, what does ILY mean?
Lucifer: *wondering why they are asking* I love you
MC: AW I LOVE YOU TOO
Lucifer: no wait-
MC: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it
Lucifer: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out
MC: NO-
MC: Lucifer…..I have bad news and good news
Lucifer: what is the bad news?
MC: Cerberus is trying to kill Mammon, Mammon accidentally broke Levi’s figurines so now Levi is chasing him too, Satan is having a hissy fit, Beel ate Asmo’s nail polish so now he’s pissed.
Lucifer: …… *eye twitch* and the good news?
MC: there is no more bad news
Lucifer: ……..