#okay boomer
Me: *wearing Biden/Harris mask to optometrist appointment, riding the high of the inauguration*
Optometrist: *in jocular male Caucasian* Whoah! You better be careful wearing that here! This is Florida; it’s Jackson County.
Me: *makes a comment about how it’s my most comfortable mask because I just want to get my eyes checked and leave*
Optometrist: *sighs in WASP* You young people just haven’t lived long enough to know better, I guess.
Me, internally: Sir, I am a fully grown woman who has navigated adulthood through two major recessions, multiple acts of domestic terrorism, and the currently raging pandemic. I think I’m qualified to form and hold a political opinion, especially when the bare minimum these days seems to be plugging your ears and yelling “neener neener” at the opposing group and ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY when my opinion is that I would rather not have a fascist with an apparently life threatening allergy to the truth as the President.
Me, externally: *awkward laugh*
![gender swaps for my fav south park ships……… (kyman n bunny) _ [insta] [ko fi su](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2cae48c2aed3492806b9be89afd3d8d7/7fdb745a3896961e-a7/s1280x1920/22183256140f4e12383c47a260fe63c48c3a246b.jpg "gender swaps for my fav south park ships……… (kyman n bunny) _ [insta] [ko fi su")
![gender swaps for my fav south park ships……… (kyman n bunny) _ [insta] [ko fi su](https://64.media.tumblr.com/634d71ff1f7ccf1cd3c7cea3d4ef9ded/7fdb745a3896961e-39/s1280x1920/ca698353fc0db54c056f0bdda597db9dc790ad75.jpg "gender swaps for my fav south park ships……… (kyman n bunny) _ [insta] [ko fi su")
![gender swaps for my fav south park ships……… (kyman n bunny) _ [insta] [ko fi su](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4354fc978acf852a87de1b963d7e9f05/7fdb745a3896961e-df/s1280x1920/680932f4045ec93f623083518b1b30aaab61f8c2.jpg "gender swaps for my fav south park ships……… (kyman n bunny) _ [insta] [ko fi su")
![gender swaps for my fav south park ships……… (kyman n bunny) _ [insta] [ko fi su](https://64.media.tumblr.com/54a327b75bedec2d389d7ef1357f109d/7fdb745a3896961e-57/s1280x1920/bf87edd495367b4e2708599589dd2a61d0aab080.jpg "gender swaps for my fav south park ships……… (kyman n bunny) _ [insta] [ko fi su")
Maul: *offering me his hand* Join me….
Me: Okay but how committed to this relationship are you??
Maul: What?
Me: I have to know you’re not gonna dump me.
Maul: I-
Me: I need a man who’s gonna do right by me.
Maul: …
Me: I’m ready for a strong, healthy marriage now. Right now.
Maul: I’m sorry, I think-
Me: ARE YOU READY TO BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN OR NOT
