#incorrect iron dad
Teacher: I called you both in here today because Harley punched another student.
Tony: I wonder where he got that from.
Teacher: When given mediation paperwork about the incident he decided to write an essay about how the other student could, and I quote, “go sit and spin”.
Bucky: I wonder where he got THAT from.
Tony: Why be sad when you can be dad?
Steve: *to Peter* Why do you go to sleep so late?
Peter: *looking off into the distance* There’s no rest for the wicked
Tony: He stays up late to watch cat videos.
Aren’t we all?
(After Tony and Peter have been arguing in the car, Tony parks, gets out, and locks Peter in)
Peter:…Uh, Mr. Stark, you seem to have left on the central locking!
Tony: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Peter: Isn’t it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?!
x’D
