#incorrectmarvel
Sam: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Stark.
Bucky: [looking lovingly at Tony across the room] I don’t have feelings for Stark.
Sam:Barnes, you are nowhere near my eyes.
Clint: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Rhodey: [helps Tony onto the counter]
Loki: [pushes Thor off the sofa]
Natasha: [to Sam] As you can see, there are two types of siblings.
Peter: Is Mr Barnes always this…. Murderous? Or did something happen?
Sam: I mean, he’s not really a sunshine and smiles kinda person, but he’s definitely on the war path today. Apparently some idiot made Stark sad.
Fury: [to the Avengers] Did none of you, think this was a bad idea?!
Tony: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.
Tony: I HAVE A PLAN!
Bruce: I’m already terrified.
Loki: Something’s wrong. Every time I’m near Anthony, my stomach twists, and I have heart palpations. I think he’s trying to poison me.
Thor: No, those are feelings.
Loki:They’re distracting, make them stop.
Steve: Natasha and Sam are drunk and trying to play matchmaker with us again… Should I remind them that we’re married?
Tony: No, it’s more fun this way.
Bucky: Be realistic and relax.
Tony: It’s either be realistic or relax. I can’t multitask today.
Tony: Why be sad when you can be dad?
Tony: Howard didn’t raise no quitter.
Tony: Well, actually, Howard didn’t raise me at all.
Tony: Which is why I’m quitting.