#ot3 or more friendly
- “Care to explain why my bathtub is full of frogs?”
- “Quit asking how I got stuck up here and just catch me.”
- “I swear this isn’t blood, it’s cherries.”
- “I don’t know who put the cat in my shower, but I’m unamused.”
- “Seriously! I just put that pie out, who took it?”
- “Is that a ring box in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
- “Keep your flea riddled bird out of my hair or else.”
- “Did you just put a dirty diaper in that car trunk and close it?”
- “Is the lipstick on my cheek really necessary?”
- “Whatever he’s saying, he’s lying!”
- “I play a mean air guitar if that’s what you’re asking.”
- “How about we put on some pants and figure this out?”
- “I’m sorry but swimming in the fountain isn’t allowed.”
- “Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”
- “Are you seriously stealing flowers off that grave?”
- It’s my roommate’s birthday and you just made me drop the last cake in the store so help me either find a new one or bake a new one
- My dog just ran through the doggie door to your house please let me go in and get it
- I just upended a cup on you on accident so please take my shirt/jacket and i’m sorry
- Your kid keeps running over here and stealing food off my plate when you’re not looking and I don’t know how to make it stop
- I opened my cardoor and didn’t see you riding by on your bike and you crashed into it holy crap
- You’re a school to be a nurse/doctor and I just got hit in the face and my nose is bleeding and did you know you faint at seeing that much blood
- I’m pretty sure your baby keeps dropping it’s toy on purpose for my attention and it’s cute but this floor is probably really dirty
- This pregnant person is just a friend/retaliative so please stop giving us weird looks because I was flirting with you it’s not mine
- My cat just stole your dog’s ball and went up the tree with it I’m not sorry why is your dog even afraid of cats
- I don’t even like sandwiches but you’re a cute deli employee who always gets the order wrong but your smile makes it okay
- A is setting off fireworks weeks before the holiday, B goes over to tell them to stop (bonus: c is the responding officer for the illegal fireworks)
- A has a big lush pool and B overheard they were going out of town for the weekend, so B uses the pool but A comes home early
- A is a busybody/nosy neighbor and confronts B about their very green yard (bonus: B’s yard is painted to look nice but isn’t watered enough)
- A is having a summer party/BBQ and B sneaks in for free food and pool usage
- A’s dog got out and invaded B’s kiddy pool (bonus: B doesn’t even have kids, the pool was for their adult butt to sit in)
- A keeps getting water on their face and can’t figure out how, B is shooting a squirt gun at A from outside the window when A looks away
- A notices B has sunburns but only in weird shapes on their body like someone wrote in their sunscreen (bonus: it’s dick shapes)
- A is sunbathing on their apartment roof naked, B came up to do the same (bonus: C’s a janitor that has to open the accidentally locked door)
- A found the perfect beach spot to set up their stuff, B is playing volleyball and keeps missing the ball so they have to walk next to A to get it
- A is barbecuing and B keeps telling them to flip the burgers but A says they’re not ready (bonus: they’re burnt outside and raw in the middle)
- A paddled out into the ocean to try and surf but got stuck/scared, B is the life guard that has to paddle out and drag them back to shore
- A seen a shark and caused a panic, B was wearing a fake fin to trick people (bonus: C is the beach patrol and isn’t amused with them both)
- A keeps spitting their watermelon seeds over the balcony and B finds them on their balcony and is angry
- A was fishing and heard B screaming down the river, A has to help B get a hook out of their finger
- A had a swimsuit malfunction and after some teasing B gives them a towel to cover up with
