#otp idea
‘You’re the annoying public defender that keeps making up incredibly implausible defenses for your criminals and I don’t know how you can make me laugh in court while I’m working against you, especially since you come up with the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever heard, how come everyone keeps buying it? Being funny shouldn’t be a move in court, but it somehow works for you. Well, you just wait until we have another trial together, I’ve been reading up on mastering puns and I will slay you’ au
fic I’m reading: *the otp, on an unwilling adventure together, arrive at an inn*
me: please let there only be one room available please let there only be one room available
fic: “I’m afraid there’s only one room available”
me: please let it have only one bed please let it have only one bed
fic: there is only one bed
me:
update: there is actual bedsharing and I am on fire, why am I like this, why do I want to die every time I read the same fucking trope over and over and over and over
Imagine person A is hardcore crushing on B, and fantasizes about their relationship so much they often refer to the both of them as a couple and say “I love you” at the end of their phone calls accidentally
Travis the clumsy mail-carrier put Person A’s porn mag in Person B’s mail compartment and they have to deliver it by hand because Person A’s mail compartment is locked
[finds the most unavailable person]
[points] that one i want that one
Imagine your otp.
Character A is a firm non-believer in anything relating to religion, the supernatural, or anything that cannot be proven by hard science. Character B is a ghost that’s been haunting Character A for what feels like ages, and they are so fed up with Character A’s “too cool for ghouls” attitude.
When Character A advertises that they’re in need of a roommate to split the rent with, Character C (a self-proclaimed medium) takes up the offer. Upon meeting Characters A and B, and feeling all of the bad energy between them, Character C deticates themself to doing a sort of “couples therapy” for them, and helping Character A realize that yes, ghosts really do exist.
* Goes on date *
* looks around *
“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”
Imagine your otp
MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING
THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS DID THE SAME AND THEN THE FIRST ONE TOLD US MY SISTER WASN’T ALLOWED TO ORDER DESSERT BECAUSE IT WAS TAKEN CARE OF AND THEN HE MADE HER A TASTING PLATE OF EVERY DESSERT ON THE MENU AND THEN HE CAME OUT AND HE WAS SO NERVOUS AND IT WAS REALLY SUPER SWEET.
More men should present dessert plates when trying to hit on a woman.
IMAGINE YOUR OTP
Guys.
My dudes.
You have no idea
how satisfying it is
to be the only girl at a table with five dudes
who are all hitting on the waitress
and you’re the one who gets her number
Imagine your otp.
person a can’t smile. well, they can but it’s more like a straight line whenever they smile. that’s why no one gets to see a ‘proper’ smile from person a because it isn’t really present. so, smiling at strangers who did something nice or catched their eye is an experience person a doesn’t want to relive. however, person ahelpedperson b carry their groceries and person b flashed them a smile: thanking them for helping them. this is when person a tries to smile awkwardly for 20 seconds while person b thinks their smile is charming.
