bad first date prompts

## for when dates go all sorts of wrong

• A taking B out to a flower garden, only to have it rained on.
• Imagine B’s horror when they realize they took A to the one spot their ex used to bring them all the time.
• A’s car breaking down as they’re driving to their destination, so instead of that nice play they were going to see, they spend the night with their heads buried in the hood of the car and fixing the engine.
• They go ice skating, A falls, and suddenly they’re in the emergency room for the rest of the night.
• B accidentally writes the schedule the wrong day down for or their date which inevitably causes them to unintentionally stand A up.
• A falling sick either before, during, or after the date and B having to help care for them.
• B’s little siblings having to tag along due to poor planning/unexpected babysitting, and they absolutely rip A into pieces with both their words and behavior.
• A doesn’t tell B that the horror movie they picked out isn’t something they’d be able to handle, so when they burst into fearful tears after a particular jumpscare, B is both concerned and worried.
• B and A somehow separating and getting lost in a mall, so rather than spending the day together, they’re busy making frantic calls and looking for eachother.

more sleepy dialogue for your otp

• “babe, come on, we’re gonna be late!”
• “you look like you slept well…”
• “oh, hon’ you look exhausted…”
• “i’m so tired it’s not even funny.”
• “you talk in your sleep, you know that?”
• “i’m awake!” “sure you are…”
• “i just had a long day, that’s all.”
• “mmm that feels nice.”
• “what’re you laughing at?” “you’re cute when you’re half asleep that’s all..”
• “did i…” “yeah, don’t worry about it.”
• “m'not that tired.” “you can barely speak.”
• “you fell asleep, you might as well stay the night.”
• “babe, you still with me?”
• “you’re falling asleep on me, love.”
• “i can’t keep my eyes open.”
• “you keep nodding off, you’re sure you’re alright?”
• “sorry, i dozed off for a sec what did you say?”
• “you kicked me.”
• “alright, time for bed.”
• “you got like two hours of sleep last night.” “when did i tell you that?” “oh dear god.”
• “i don’t even know how you’re still walking at this point, go to bed.”
• “let’s take a nap.”
• “just sleep for like twenty minutes, i’ll wake you up i promise.”
• “you need the rest, my love.”

otp prompt #20

B and A lying down in bed, one laying on the other. B begins counting every freckle that litters across A’s nose, gently tracing their fingers across their cheeks as they do so.

some more domestic fluff prompts

scenarios: 

•  lying on the couch on top of eachother, one combing their fingers through the other’s hair as they watch a movie 
•  waking their partner up for work when they notice their alarm didn’t go off 
•  alternatively: allowing their partner to sleep in because they were overworked anyway and need the rest. 
•  one waking up before the other, so they make up their side of the bed and can’t help but tuck in their sleeping lover as they do so. 
•  giving the other a spoonful of the meal they’re cooking to test it out, holding their hand under their chin so nothing falls. 
•  one is sick, so the other heats up a blanket in the dryer to give it to them while they rest on the couch. 
•  listening to music together while they both take the day to clean around the house (maybe even getting a little distracted to dance instead)
•  calmly reassuring the other it’s okay when they drop a glass, gently checking their hands for any injury. 
•  wiping a bit of frosting (or smth else) off of their cheek while eating and taking it for themself
•  smiling across the table when their cheeks are full of food and look quite cute. 

dialogue:

•  “can you turn the heat on? i’m getting cold…” 
•  “you were talking about that table there being a little…bare, so i got you some flowers to put in it’s space.” 
•  “stop singing into the broom and hurry so we can watch this movie!” 
•  “you always fall asleep halfway into the episode.” 
•  “move your blanket, i wanna lay down on your lap.” 
•  “sweetheart, you look cute, but i’m gonna need the sweater.” 
•  “i know we had it for dinner last night, but…” *sighs* “the things i do for you.” 
•  “did you just put my hoodie in the wash?!” “yeah.” “love, my phone was in there!” 
•  “come here, hold my hand.” “you’re washing the dishes.” “..i can do both…” 
•  “i hope you don’t mind that i took that painting down, but i thought that picture of us looked a little better…” 

secret relationship prompts

#scenarios

• A and B are known for being bitter rivals, so infamous that when they start dating, it’s best that they keep it a secret. However, their facade may have gone too far when B realizes that their friends are joining in on tormenting A with intentions to help. They have to hide their rage and will to jump in and defend their partner when A is hit with insult after insult.
• All of A’s concerns of hiding instantly go away when B gets hurt.
• Their secret plan backfiring when everyone around A notices the loving stares they now give B and assumes they have a crush on them…which to be fair isn’t wrong.
• Pretending to be absolutely shocked/angry when their friends set them up on a surprise date, but the moment they leave, they enjoy their free food/activity. (bonus if they don’t realize that their friends are still around to see how it goes and catch them)
• B slipping up and calling A “babe” or another loving nickname, and A covering their laughter as they fumble around to fix their mistake.

# dialogue

• “You’re totally into them.” “I have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about.”
• “I know we’re supposed to hate eachother but that last comment you made earlier felt a little personal.”
• “I think they noticed…”
• “Hey, look at me, it’ll be alright. Okay? We can find a way to cover that up, no worries.”
• “Just say it was an accident!” “Youkissedme!”

Okay but that moment when person A comes home late and finds person B curled up on the couch, sound asleep because they dozed off while waiting for person A even though they were clearly tired from their own day at work, and person A’s heart justmelts at the sight. And then they pick up person B to carry then to bed, only for person B to bury their face in person A’s neck and mumble sleepily something along the lines of “You are back? How was your day…” and person A just holds them tighter because Dear Godthey love Person B so much! And person B just sighs and melts into their arms as if their home has returned to them.

I mean just IMAGINE YOUR OTP!

Imagine your OTP…

Getting lost in Ikea. Imagine: Person A REALLY wants to ask an employee how to get out, but Person B is CONVINCED they know the way out. They go in circles for hours, but Person B would rather die than ask for help.