#philosophy major
aristotle: *says something extremely misogynistic*
some white boy philosophy major:
“are you okay” no i annotate books for fun
all i want for christmas is someone who will take me to a library and let me stare at books for hours
computers suck, let’s use typewriters from now on
hot take: dostoevsky had a degradation kink
don’t you hate being surrounded by people who don’t think about the futility of their own existences?