#pidge holt
Lance: it’s nice to be wanted
Pidge: ,,not by the law
Shiro: Where were you last night?
Matt: I was at a party drinking and smoking weed
Pidge: Don’t lie. You were at the library you fucking nerd
Lance at the beginning of the year: 2020,, and Pidge and Matt are still not here
Lance now: Seems like no one had a 2020 vision. I have no idea what’s happening anymore
Keith: *helping wounded pidge*
Keith: what’s your blood type?
Pidge: how would I know?
Keith: how would you not know?
Pidge: who do you think I am? Karl Landsteiner discoverer of blood groups?
Keith: you don’t know your blood type but you know who discovered them?
Texting
Pidge:kqvsvaja
Keith: what is that?
Pidge: a keysmash
Keith: how do i do it
Pidge: just press anything
Keith:8
okay real question here, do you want the omegaverse or regular nsfw headcanons ?
do ya’ll want NSFW pallura Headcanons?