#reese watt
Unfortunately all I care about in this world is (probably gay) cheerleaders and (probably gay) attorneys so if anyone else also loves both those things please enjoy
Store clerk: Cairo Adekoya, please come to the front of the store
Cairo: Is there a problem?
Store clerk: I believe these five belong to you?
Reese, Annleigh, Mattie, Kate, Eva: We got lost :(
Cairo: I didn’t even bring any of you
Reese: Don’t you just love it when we hero-worship our own classmates?
Farrah: You know, I actually do. I think I’ll ask Riley for an autograph after this
Mattie: She’ll think you’re serious
Reese: Tongues, but they itch.
Farrah: Citrus.
*some time later*
Farrah: I do not have a citrus allergy! I just appreciate the tang!
*some more time*
Farrah: Update: Annleigh says I’m mildly allergic to citrus
Cairo: Anyone who sleeps with their phone on silent or DND really doesn’t give a shit about nobody
Eva: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.
Reese: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons???
Farrah: See? One day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh
Reese: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you
Reese: I can’t go, I’ve got stuff to do
Clark: Stuff? Define stuff
Reese: Things
Clark: Okay, thanks
Cairo: Ah yes, the five love languages
Cairo, pointing to Kate: My parents never told me they’re proud of me
Cairo, pointing to Eva: I’m so fucking tired please let me rest for five more minutes
Cairo, pointing to Mattie: I love my friends
Cairo, pointing to Reese: Please pay attention to me
Cairo, pointing to Annleigh: Touch starved
