#annleigh odaniel
Unfortunately all I care about in this world is (probably gay) cheerleaders and (probably gay) attorneys so if anyone else also loves both those things please enjoy
Store clerk: Cairo Adekoya, please come to the front of the store
Cairo: Is there a problem?
Store clerk: I believe these five belong to you?
Reese, Annleigh, Mattie, Kate, Eva: We got lost :(
Cairo: I didn’t even bring any of you
Reese: Tongues, but they itch.
Farrah: Citrus.
*some time later*
Farrah: I do not have a citrus allergy! I just appreciate the tang!
*some more time*
Farrah: Update: Annleigh says I’m mildly allergic to citrus
Eva: You see, they have about six brain cells between them. Cairo has three of them at all times, Mattie has one, and so does Chess.
Eva: Farrah has none, Annleigh has half of one, and Kate thinks they have one but it’s just me whispering in her ear.
Kate: I dare you-
Annleigh: Farrah is not allowed to accept dares anymore
Kate: Why not?
Farrah: As some would say, I have “no regard for the safety of myself or others”
Farrah: We have fun, don’t we, Annleigh?
Annleigh: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life
Kate: How did you know we were in trouble?
Chess: You stopped sending us annoying texts every five minutes
Eva: That’s when we knew something was wrong
Farrah: Oh…
Annleigh: It was nice. Strange, but nice
Eva: How do you sleep at night?
Annleigh: At 8PM exactly with a glass of warm milk, surrounded by proof of my own achievement. How do YOU sleep at night?
Eva: I don’t
Annleigh: This is a mistake
Farrah: A mistake we’re gonna laugh about one day
Annleigh: But not today
Farrah: Oh, no, today’s gonna be a mess
Cairo: Ah yes, the five love languages
Cairo, pointing to Kate: My parents never told me they’re proud of me
Cairo, pointing to Eva: I’m so fucking tired please let me rest for five more minutes
Cairo, pointing to Mattie: I love my friends
Cairo, pointing to Reese: Please pay attention to me
Cairo, pointing to Annleigh: Touch starved
