#repellent
Story time…
So I have a little boy who is 12 yo and he is autistic. His most favorite thing in the whole world is swimming in our modest above ground pool.
Lately the wasps have returned with a vengence! Like were there ever this many
My little dude is completely petrified of them! And now he’s scared if going in the pool They are heartless bastards, you can’t change my mind don’t try. My evidence he’s (little dude) been stung 4 times. He wouldn’t hurt a bacteria! He’s the sweetest most gentle and kind little boy. He’ll hug a person he’s just met. He will shower you with kisses and hugs. He is sweet like diabetic SWEET.
YES WASPS ARE BASTARDS!
Ok so what can mama bear do?
I can crochet
Mom to the rescue!
So I spent two afternoons and I came up with my own design for this super simple crochet pattern! Now I’ll have these hanging EVERYWHERE.
Wasps are bastards I know you agree but they are pollinators, so they have some redeeming qualities. This is the perfect thing to deter them and it works!!! No risky spraying (booo unnecessary chemicals) they just buzz off!
If you’d like the crochet pattern you can find it here:
All proceeds go to movie candy for the Saturday night family movie ♥️
Hornet Nest Decoy pattern by Jennifer Juniper
Aries: pen to stab a bitch who talking shit
Taurus: fuckboy repellent
Gemini: earphones
Cancer: triplus 30 pack fine liners to make the hoes jealous
Leo: phone charger
Virgo: paracetamol
Libra: ruler to smack a bitch
Scorpio: gum
Sagittarius: water to fulfil them thirsty hoes
Capricorn: coloured pencils for cheeky doodles
Aquarius: scissors to cut an annoying bitch
Pisces: pillow