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The Batman  (Fan Cover)

I’m so hyped up about this movie doing this was the only way I could stay sane.

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Itssound. 

From the noise Batman’s boots make when he approaches, to the almost constant sound of the rain, to the Riddler’s theme song, to the beats in the clubs, or how in that scene when Bruce rushes back to Alfred you barely hear his screams but you feel it all because of the sounds and music, and just this entire noir/classical music kind of ambiance. 

It really threw me right into the heart of Gotham city. 

There’s so much greatness about this film many people already talked about (the photography was fantastic, the cast stellar, that flair scene, Bruce’s character development, how they finally showed Gotham as being a shit hole etc.). But. Yes. Its sound design. Its music. It’s really the little thing that made me go over the edge. The movie wasn’t perfect of course, it could’ve been much more (although I loved it, finally a live action Bruce portraying his “detective” side, my favorite <3), but it’s this kind of thing that wowed me. I was already sold by the fact it seems they drew inspiration from my favorite type of Batman comics, and it was just the little “umami” thing that made me absolutely adore this movie. 

PREORDERS OPEN UNTIL 21ST MARCH

Hi! I’ve been having a really strong brainrot since I watched The batman (2022), so I’m opening really short preorders.

This is my very first time doing a linked charm, so I don’t have any reference on my store to guide you. They will be clear with a golden heart accessory, and they will have two different designs per side. That’s why the silhouette looks a little weird! I couldn’t resist to draw Battinson without the mask.

Every charm will be about 5cmx5cm, so it might be 10cm long.

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“Will you be my Batman ? ”

“ OH,YES ”

This is so damn cute & Their laugh is so fucking infectious ❤

A Prerequisite List of movies you need to watch to understand The Batman ( 2022 ) In a Better way

1. Madagascar ( 2005 )

2. Madagascar 2 ( 2008 )

3. Madagascar 3 ( 2012 )

4. Penguins of Madagascar ( 2014 )

i am giving you guys 3 Days to finish these masterpieces

CW : Minor Spoilers for The Batman ( 2022 )

Guys remember that scene in the film where batman has to jump from top of the roof in a building when a few goons were chasing him and the only way for him to escape from them was to fucking jump from the BUILDING

the Entire fucking crowd in my cinemas were going mad shit crazyyyyy and were cheering for him and clapping , shouting and making noises and whistles and i too joined along with them when Batman finally jumps from the building with his Tech savy cape which was coooool and stylish as fuck the whole background score during this scene was amazing and the way Batman jumps is so dope and awesome and the crowd in my cinemas were now standing and making much much much more louder voice and cheering for him

THEN HE FUCKING CRASHES ON THE GROUND, BREAKS HIS FUCKING BONES , FRACTURES HIS HAND AND LEGS , THE HEAD GOT INJURED COZ OF THE FAILED LANDING AND HE JUST FUCKING FALLS ON THE GROUND and then Picks himself up and got up from that place where he fell very painfully and slowly

THE ENTIRE CROWD SAT BACK ON THEIR SEATS SILENTLY ….. THE CROWD WAS SO SILENT THAT I COULD FUCKING HEAR CRICKETS OUTSIDE THE HALL MAKING OUT AND THIS EXPERIENCE ALONE IS SOMETHING ELSE FOR ME I CAN NOT EVEN DESCRIBE IT … THAT IS A FUCKING CINEMA RIGHT THERE PERIOD !!!

And This scene alone describes the entire fucking film you might think maybe i am exaggerating or reaching but guys listen to me , This was Supposed to be a GREAT SUPER HERO LANDING, A COOL LAVISH AND STYLISH SCENE , THE AUDIENCE WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOSE THEIR SHIT AND MIND But look what happened ? just like that most of the audience expected a Nolan-esque high pacing Batman Film with cool and spectacular action sequences - a popcorn flick but in return to their suprise Matt Reeves gave us the neo-noir painfully slow pacing Detective year 2 arthouse Batman film … this is the reason why it got such mixed reviews from every where across the globe

This is the most Realistic Batman and batman film we are ever going to witness… like this is the fucking blue print

like always this is going to be Obviously a Spoiler Free Review of The Batman 2022 coz i don’t want to spoil the movie for others but more than a Review this is about my feelings and how i felt after watching the film and it might be short or long af so if you want to skip this, then this is The perfect time to do it

First things first More over i can’t believe that i really watched The Batman for Real like for Real ??? i was so excited for this film since years and now i finally watched it and i am about to talk about it here with y'all but i still cant beleive this i am in denial lol anyways Talking about the Film

This is the most Realistic Batman movie we are ever going to witness for a very long time and this is the most gayest live action Batman , Bruce Wayne character is so fucked flawed and he has gone mad shit crazy over in his head and he is not living in the real world , he is so very very very much disconnected to real world and we can underatand why he is behaving like that in the film but we can not relate to him , This version of Batman is very different from every other versions of batman we have seen so far and Matt Reeves is a Freaking Legend for designing him that way and i felt Robert Pattinson nailed the role and he was really cool af thru out the film in every damn scene .

Usually during my every film review its just me writing 3000 words long ass essay and screaming and begging y'all to watch movie i liked and enjoyed but this time i am not going to do that , The Batman ( 2022 ) is upto you , you can watch or you can skip it if you want bcoz this film is not for everyone

This Film feels like the most Non-Batman Movie that has been ever made coz of how different it is compared to remaining Batman Flicks but at the Same time this is also the most Batman Film of All Time if that makes any sense to y'all.

And Finally we got a director WHO FUCKING UNDERSTANDS BATMAN and knows what drives him and not only just that but he also respects the character and the original source and roots of the character and doesn’t interfere much with it and this man got balls of steel or iron or even of fucking Vibranium coz of the he dealt with the movie and the way he designed the characters , set the tone and way he finished and made a very perfect Film at the end and having Said that The Batman movie has got many flaws here within itself but again it is perfect in its own way .

I am so very Happy for my guy Paul Dano ❤ Bcoz everyone who watched the movie are loving him and praising him so much and he deserves all that praise , love and admiration and he really killed it with his acting in the film i will not say this is his best performance coz i still think his performamce was so fucking magical and incredible and out of this world in There will be blood ( 2007 ) but i will Say his performance in The Batman is a very powerful performance , You can literally FEEL HIS PRESENCE IN EVERY FUCKING SECOND IN THE FILM to the point where it gets so freaking scary if you see the movie you will know what i mean , Riddler is C or D grade character in comics and i never really liked him and always felt like this is the time of character johhny sins would play in his porn parodies but Matt Reeves this genius mf picked a character like that and made him the whole ass villain in his very first Batman Instalment and casted Paul Dano in it and he nailed it

i am so proud of Robert Pattinson coz he is such a great actor and a Director’s actor who gives what the director wants and respects the script and doesn’t really mind even if other characters are written strongly than his character and doesn’t mind even if those characters outshine him , he genuinely respects the craft and i love him very much for that , i used to hate him so fucking much when i saw him in those vampire films and i hated him so much back then that i wanted him to fail as an actor in hollywood coz of the how horrendous he acted in those films ( pls don’t judge me it was long time and i was a small ass kid ) and now i love this weird lying piece of shit so fucking much and I’d take a bullet or two for him , i love him so much and i respect him and admire him a lot for his work , passion , dedication and the realistic charm that he brings in most of the characters he played after twilight and i am so very very very happy for him now he is a very big star now after The Batman and he has reached the big leagues in hollywood , i am so proud of him

Zoë Kravitz really doesn’t have a lot of screen time or impact in the film sadly :/ but i am not dissapointed coz i feel she’s coming back again and this is not the last of her in the franchise , She did add lot of sexiness to the film with her character tho and Selina was really interesting sadly like i said before i felt i didn’t get enough of her screen time and please don’t attack me when i say this but i already love Jeffrey Wright’s Jim gordan so much and i feel this is the best version of jim gordan we have ever got and if anything bad happens to him in the future films Matt reeves is going to have to deal with me, Andy Serkis also got less screen time but he was great with what he was given to play and broooooooo Colin Farrell is so damn hilarious as Oz I KNOW HE HAD SO MUCH FUN PLAYING THE CHARACTER and can’t wait to see more of him in the future

My very only visible disappointment with the movie is the background score :/// , i am not saying it is bad but it could be more great imo

In Conclusion i just want to say The Batman is Great , please do watch it if you can in cinemas but don’t expect what you usually expect from a batman flick , The Batman ( 2022 ) is different , Stylish and unique in its own way and this Mf Matt Reeves set a very painfully slow burning pace & tone to the film but if you are patient enough and can get thru it you might see his vision and enjoy the film so yeah The Batman is freaking great and cool , Do not miss it

having Said All of this Shit , This is just the fucking starters lmfaoo , we are yet to eat the Main course and Deserts ( i am talking about the The batman sequels duhhh) in the future and The Batman has set the perfect atmosphere for that , i could go on and on and on but that’s it for now