Did someone say South Indian princess mononoke?

I just think they’re neat

11/10 reading again

One Sentence Summary:

She’s out for revenge & he’s a Fuckboy with a cunnilingus fetish who broke her BFF’s heart.

Name That Trope:

1. Erotica So Erotic It Out-Erotics Itself
   
2. Black WOC In Da House!!!
3. Safe Sex, Healthy Sex, & Enthusiastic Consent, Oh My!
4. 1st Person POV Mostly In Hot-Hero’s Head
5. “I hate you.” “I know.” “Let’s sex!”
   

What part made you fangirl squeal:

• When a health app & a dental dam happened.
• The fact that no tragic angsty backstory gave hero his kink. HE LIKES IT CAUSE HE LIKES IT!
• When the book ripped my soul out of my chest cavity, making me cry over [redacted for spoilers.]
  
• Mr Hero doing -the- hottest strip dance (complete with some self-lovin’) for our gal. MY OVARIES WERE NOT READY!
• Anytime our heroine OWNED her sexuality & her opinions; outspoken, confident, takes exactly 0 shit, & is as unabashed about her sex-love as our hero!

Favorite Character:

It feels goddamn blasphemous to choose, but I gotta say Nate- only because most of the book is in his point of view.

Don’t doubt, when our heroine is on page, she’s just as heart-snatching as hero. Just from the sheer amount of story presence he has, I’ve got kinky-Nate on speed dial.

How smexy was the smex?

I’ve read romance for 17 years, and none of those 500+ books had sex scenes that even came close to these dirty-times!

THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFULLY HOT EVEN MY UNAPOLOGETICALLY SHAMELESS ASS IS TOO EMBARRASSED TO ELABORATE!

Light bondage play. Power exchanges. A dominate hero who’s submissive to her pleasure. IT! HAS! EVERYTHANG!!!

Whose Line Is It Anyway:

Nate: If you eat pussy like they do in porn, that’s why your wife is always mad at you. Women tell you exactly how to fuck them and, if you’re smart, you’ll dictate it word for word.

*****

Robyn: I’m not going somewhere alone with you to talk. You can go away. Or wait in vain for me to notice your existence again.

*****

“I give her my fingers next, add them to the pleasure. This is where you separate the boys from men. I’m not trying to stab her or play tease and touch with her cervix. Who wants to be nicknamed Jack the Pussy-Ripper?”

Got any bitching to do?

NOOOOO! I mean, it would’ve been nice to see dental dams in action at least once, rather than just being mentioned in passing, but still! That’s literally all I got. This book is bitch free!

Visually Depict Yo Book Feels:

Famous last words:

There are no famous last words. The last word resides in this story, BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THIS BOOOOOOK! It’s as emotionally gut wrenching as it is orgasmically gorgeous. The writing is next level, and it’s what every romance - erotic and otherwise - should always strive for, forever.

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no one’s probably gonna see this but no one is talking about one day in december by josie silver anymore, like that book is amazing?? it’s just so sentimental and nostalgic and even tho there are some things i’d change (the ending was too cheesy) it’s still an amazing read for anyone who likes romance. it goes through 10years of longing and yearning for the one even if they are not really aware of it, i’m so glad i picked it up and it’s just a a wholesome winter read that you can snuggle up with

Denial: Ooh I can feel the tension…maybe this won’t be slow-burn after all.

Anger:WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG?!?!?!?!

Bargaining:Okay, we’re at 60% through the book. If they got together now, it would still be slow-burn, right?

Depression: It’s never going to happen.

Acceptance: THEY’RETOGETHERANDIT’SSOHOTANDTHISWASTOTALLYWORTHITOMGEEEEEE!!!!!!!