#sect leader jiang
Jin Guangyao: I’m a terrible person.
Jiang Cheng:Yeah.
Jiang Cheng: honestly I think that’s why we get along so well.
Jin Guangyao: I’m not a good person.
Jiang Cheng: me neither.
Jiang Cheng: I mean I’m not going to punch people on the face without a reason
Jiang Cheng: but I won’t go out of my way to make them feel good either.
Jin Guangyao: I get that.
Jin Guangyao: *making a crossword* Two words for disappointment.
Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian.
Wei Wuxian:Hey!
Jin Guangyao: It fits…
Wei Wuxian: My head hurts.
Jiang Cheng: that’s your brain trying to comprehend it’s own stupidity.
*Playing house with Jin Ling*
Jin Guangyao: *holding a doll* I was thinking about going back to school and start a career!
Jiang Cheng: *holding a teddy bear* nonsense, you are staying at home and having my kids.
Nie Mingjue: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Jiang Cheng: playing systematic oppression.
Jin Guangyao: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Jiang Cheng: *turning to Wei Wuxian* how tall are you?
Wei Wuxian: I wasn’t so drunk last night!
Jiang Cheng: You tried to flirt with Lan Wangji.
Wei Wuxian: What about it? He is my husband!
Jin Guangyao: you asked him if he was single
Nie Huisang: and you cried when he told you he wasn’t.
Jin Ling: Don’t kill me I have uncle’s.
Murder: do you really think that would stop me from killing you?
Jin Ling: That wasn’t a plea for mercy, it was a warning.
Murder: Wait what—
Jiang Cheng: *breaking the door with a kick*
Jin Guangyao: are you ready to die?
Wei Wuxian: Love is on the air.
Jin Guangyao: Sect leader Jiang—
Jin Guangyao: Jiang Cheng breath! You are turning blue!
Jiang Cheng: Our positives affirmation of the day.
Jiang Cheng: if live is a bitch, I’ll ride it.
Jin Guangyao: if God is dead, I killed him.
Jiang Cheng/Jin Guangyao: If we are to die… It would look fucking RAD.
Braiding and bitching.
(100% sure that Huaisang used to do this this with his brother as a kid )
I still can’t forget that jewelry photoshoot so here’s my Jiang Cheng version <3 (help)
I’m so sorry but
