#nie brothers
*Playing house with Jin Ling*
Jin Guangyao: *holding a doll* I was thinking about going back to school and start a career!
Jiang Cheng: *holding a teddy bear* nonsense, you are staying at home and having my kids.
Nie Mingjue: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Jiang Cheng: playing systematic oppression.
Nie Huisang: I never know what to say in funerals.
Meng Yao: Just say “sorry for your loss” and move on.
Nie Huisang: *to the widow* I’m sorry for your loss. move on.
he died a little each day
Finally im allowed to post this! For the mdzs reverse bigbang. There are 2 more works and 2 more fics to share… soon.
Fic here:
Retroversion - adrian_kres - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
Xiongzhang, Da-ge and Shixiong.
Nie Huaisang:*walks in on NMJ mid-murder*
Nie Huaisang: I’m not—I can’t watch this.
Nie Huaisang:*spins around and leaves*
Nie Mingjue: Coward.
Nie Mingjue: Get over here, Huaisang!
Nie Huaisang: *startles and almost drops plate*
Nie Huaisang: Da-ge, stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!
Beware the fury of a patient man
The Nie bros <3
good job, a-sang!
legend has it Nie Mingjue once tried to establish his Reputation™ among the other Nie Sect disciples… and he succeeded.
(he’s not quite sure it’s the one he was going for tho)
p.s. this is a reference to [this]!!
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I just think teen mingjue skipped school to go to huaisangs elementary graduation
He also shows up to his little after school events and hangs with the pta moms
Every single photo has his finger in it
Dage deserves all our love~ ❣️
Lan Qiren: they’ve been in that meeting for a while
Lan Wangji: mn
Jiang Cheng: who?
Jin GuangYao: Mingjue & Xichen
Jiang Cheng:
Lan Wangji:
Lan Qiren: ???
Jiang Cheng: …how long have they been in there…
Jin GuangYao: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nie Huaisang:
Nie Mingjue: study more
Nie Huaisang: *packing 3 crates of porn for his 2nd study away at cloud recesses* oh i will
Nie Mingjue: to become a warrior you have to observe other warriors
Nie Huaisang: *ogling men at the springs* way ahead of u
Nie Mingjue: practice your saber
Nie Huaisang: eh, not a ~fan~
Nie Mingjue: ok and 1 last thing don’t lose meng yao in the mountains i need him ba—
Nie Mingjue:
Nie Huaisang:
Nie Mingjue: wait what do you mean not a—
Nie Huaisang: *pulls out fan #3 of 480* not a ~fan~ dear brother, not a ~fan~
Nie Mingjue:
Meng Yao:
