#seventeen conversations

Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!

Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?

Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!

Seungkwan: Sorry for intruding!

Vernon: In this situation or my life as a whole?

Vernon: How did I end up here, again?

Seungkwan: *sighing* Like always, you laughed too hard at your own joke, and blacked out.

DK: You know, now that I think about it, I’ve never made the same mistake twice, have I?

Woozi:Of course not. You make it five or six times more, just so you could be sure it was a mistake.

Jeonghan:*tearful* I lost my boyfriend, have you seen him anywhere??

Random Person: Oh dear, what does he look like?

Jeonghan: *loud sobbing* BEAUTIFUL