#seventeen jokes
Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!
Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?
Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!
Wonwoo: *lying on his deathbed* *beckons to Jun*
Jun: *walks over, sobbing* Wonwoo, don’t leave me, please!
Wonwoo: *beckons to Jun furiously* C-come closer…
Jun: W-wonwoo… my greatest friend, my greatest ally, my one and only true brother. It breaks my heart to see you parting from this world so soon- *hiccups*
Wonwoo: J-Jun…
Jun: W-wonwoo…
Wonwoo: Stop with this sentimental sh*t already. Listen very closely to my commands; when I die, I want you to lower me into my grave… so you can let me down one last time.
Hoshi: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.
Jun: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM~
The8: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Dino: … I don’t drink coffee…
