#incorrect seventeen quotes
Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!
Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?
Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!
Wonwoo: *lying on his deathbed* *beckons to Jun*
Jun: *walks over, sobbing* Wonwoo, don’t leave me, please!
Wonwoo: *beckons to Jun furiously* C-come closer…
Jun: W-wonwoo… my greatest friend, my greatest ally, my one and only true brother. It breaks my heart to see you parting from this world so soon- *hiccups*
Wonwoo: J-Jun…
Jun: W-wonwoo…
Wonwoo: Stop with this sentimental sh*t already. Listen very closely to my commands; when I die, I want you to lower me into my grave… so you can let me down one last time.
Hoshi: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.
Jun: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM~
The8: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Dino: … I don’t drink coffee…
Seungkwan: Sorry for intruding!
Vernon: In this situation or my life as a whole?
DK: The8, wanna hear a joke?
The8: ?
DK: What do you call a fake noodle?
The8: Um… what?
DK: An impasta! ROFL
The8:
*many shrieks later*
News Reporter: Breaking news, a corpse was discovered this morning-
Mingyu:What do you think is the height of stupidity? Personally?
Woozi:Hmm, how tall are you?
Jun: You’ve reached Seventeen’s studio; handsome, brilliant, talented, cute, amazing, spectacular, out-of-this-world, lovely, considerate, mature, beautiful, confident, strong– did I mention handsome?– one speaking.
S.Coups: You broke into my house?!
Jeonghan:Hush Seungcheol, I had a key. Besides, breaking into someone’s house is illegal.
S.Coups:
S.Coups:Where d’you get the key from??!!
Vernon: How did I end up here, again?
Seungkwan: *sighing* Like always, you laughed too hard at your own joke, and blacked out.
DK: You know, now that I think about it, I’ve never made the same mistake twice, have I?
Woozi:Of course not. You make it five or six times more, just so you could be sure it was a mistake.
Jeonghan:*tearful* I lost my boyfriend, have you seen him anywhere??
Random Person: Oh dear, what does he look like?
Jeonghan: *loud sobbing* BEAUTIFUL
Wonwoo:What is the difference between people that pray in a church compared to those who pray in a casino?
Jun: For starters, I’d like to think that the ones that pray in a casino do it much more sincerely.
