#seventeen incorrect quotes
Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!
Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?
Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!
Hoshi: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.
Jun: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM~
The8: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Dino: … I don’t drink coffee…
DK: The8, wanna hear a joke?
The8: ?
DK: What do you call a fake noodle?
The8: Um… what?
DK: An impasta! ROFL
The8:
*many shrieks later*
News Reporter: Breaking news, a corpse was discovered this morning-
Mingyu:What do you think is the height of stupidity? Personally?
Woozi:Hmm, how tall are you?
Jun: You’ve reached Seventeen’s studio; handsome, brilliant, talented, cute, amazing, spectacular, out-of-this-world, lovely, considerate, mature, beautiful, confident, strong– did I mention handsome?– one speaking.
DK: You know, now that I think about it, I’ve never made the same mistake twice, have I?
Woozi:Of course not. You make it five or six times more, just so you could be sure it was a mistake.