#incorrect conversations

Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!

Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?

Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!

Wonwoo: *lying on his deathbed* *beckons to Jun*

Jun: *walks over, sobbing* Wonwoo, don’t leave me, please!

Wonwoo: *beckons to Jun furiously* C-come closer…

Jun: W-wonwoo… my greatest friend, my greatest ally, my one and only true brother. It breaks my heart to see you parting from this world so soon- *hiccups*

Wonwoo: J-Jun…

Jun: W-wonwoo…

Wonwoo: Stop with this sentimental sh*t already. Listen very closely to my commands; when I die, I want you to lower me into my grave… so you can let me down one last time.

Hoshi: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.

Jun: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM~

The8: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

Dino: … I don’t drink coffee…

Seungkwan: Sorry for intruding!

Vernon: In this situation or my life as a whole?

Mingyu:What do you think is the height of stupidity? Personally?

Woozi:Hmm, how tall are you?

Jun: You’ve reached Seventeen’s studio; handsome, brilliant, talented, cute, amazing, spectacular, out-of-this-world, lovely, considerate, mature, beautiful, confident, strong– did I mention handsome?– one speaking.

S.Coups: You broke into my house?! 

Jeonghan:Hush Seungcheol, I had a key. Besides, breaking into someone’s house is illegal.

S.Coups:

S.Coups:Where d’you get the key from??!!

Vernon: How did I end up here, again?

Seungkwan: *sighing* Like always, you laughed too hard at your own joke, and blacked out.

Wonwoo:What is the difference between people that pray in a church compared to those who pray in a casino?

Jun: For starters, I’d like to think that the ones that pray in a casino do it much more sincerely.