#sharpshooter

Shadow and Bone pack

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sharpshooter part 2

[commission for @oakie224 on twitter]

These two are celebrating lance’s birthday with a romantic picnic, today You cannot convince me otherwise.

Basic rules of wrestling…….

Always giggle your big bulge while facing down your opponent, particularly if you’re as hairy chested and big bulged like Dirty Dick……..

When you have one bearded dude against another bearded dude and it’s time to show everyone who is the best beard, never stop at one knee drop to the balls……..always go twice!!!!!

Always find time to do 2 on 1 against your opponent in a tag team match…….

…..always!!!!

Yank on his hair while you choke him with your big muscle arms…….

On a nice day, always practice sparring with your buddy…….

Or just drop him to the grass and scissors choke him especially if you’re shirtless and he’s in a fuckin tank top……you’re a dude, go shirtless on a sunny day!!!!

Always shove his dirty sweaty pre cum stained speedo in his mouth……

……..then stomp on his face for a total show of dominance!

Get the audience involved……

Never listen to the ref, it’s your match, do what the fuck you want!!!!

Always pull a wedgie as high as possible…….

…..for maximum humiliation and pain!!!!

Always grab a hold of his hair to keep him on his knees……where he belongs…..

….and yank on it when you want him back on his feet!!!

Always go…….

….for the fuckin balls!!!!!

After you smother pin him and he taps……

Choke him out…….

Then shove his speedos in his mouth!!!!!

When the older opponent camels and fishhooks and rakes your face…….

Return the favor when you regain control!!!! And choke him while grabbing his bulge!!!!

When wrestling in your surfing board shorts, shirtless, under the sun, on the sand, while your gym buddies watch, always smile for the camera and do whatever to takes to humiliate your buddy…….you want to be known as the champ!!!!

When you have your younger opponent down on the ground and ready to give up, crank him back in a sleeper camel…..knock him out, don’t accept the tap!!!!

Always make him lick the sweat from your bulge……

When he goes for your nip……and watch his expression……

……go for his!!!

Always yank on the hair when you go in for an erotic close kiss while working his belly……

Then smother your bulge in your face……

Always grab a hold of his face with your full hand when you go in for a corner make out session…….

Always flex and make him look right at your arms……then you should spit in his mouth…….really show your ownership of him……

Missing his sharpshooter