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I’ve been in the horror mood all year .-.I’ve been in the horror mood all year .-.

I’ve been in the horror mood all year .-.


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i have no idea where I was going with this, but look at my wife <3i have no idea where I was going with this, but look at my wife <3

i have no idea where I was going with this, but look at my wife <3


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Remember when we did magitober and some users (including myself) chose Kanagi for the theme Magia Union?

Yeah that one aged poorly

The big magia record server is something else. We were busy in the story section and we were simultaneously discussing the drawbacks of the automatic purification system AND different types of pears.

I love this franchise

Solas: *existing*

Ny’Ari: Alexa, Play You’re a god by Vertical Horizon. 



In other news, I have no muse but I’m playing FFXIV so there’s that. 

Ny’Ari generally when she sees elves/regular humans/qunari/dwarves: *cricket chirps in a field*

Ny’Ari when she sees Avvar: Hello you tall drink of whiskey. Yes, please. Gimme. I’m not going to shut up in your head.

appalachianapologies:

petition for all macgyver episodes to be the exact same except instead of mac having a SAK he just has a honeybee tongue in his pocket

you’re a fake musical fan unless you can tell me who these guys are

my dad is so obnoxious about music!!! I’ll be blasting some pop music and he’ll go ‘‘Eww what even is that?’‘ MAN!!! it’s music!! let me vibe!!! not every song has to be about a tragic sad man is his 40s!!

heaththedragon:

a screenshot of tumblr's trending now page. homestuck is number one and neil banging out the tunes is number two.

happy 4/13 i love this website

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papyrus get high off of non-alcoholic robby bubble, the series


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My favorite thing about reading fanfiction is when the author uses a turn of phrase/word that Is Most Definitely Not Of My Knowing, and I have a sudden interest in where they’re from/who they adopted the phrase from. I just think it’s so fun to read something by the author and just go “Ooooh!!!! Ooooh!!!! Do tell me about the flies being caught with honey!!!!!”

Shit post time lads.

How are we all doing?

Hit him so HARD his ass shit out a question mark (?)like “who the fuck hit me?”

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n3rdwhal:

Even if you don’t like yourself today, take care of yourself

And if you don’t like your breasts, take care of them still and stop binding for 12 hours straight, ya fucks

nightliqhtss:

ice-block:

the-alice-of-hearts:

ice-block:

I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes “species and age?” While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

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avallachs:

okay my turn. dni if you: hate pink, are a dog person who is really weird about hating cats, are a cat person who is really weird about hating dogs, have ever seriously referred to hozier as a fae king/forest god, enjoy tumblr purple prose, have ever owned a poetry book written by an instagram poet, are good at video games, have ever been/are considered a “fandom leader”, hate thunderstorms at night, take your coffee with no milk or sugar, or had a witchcraft phase

aesthetic blogs with slightly misspelt names can be something so personal

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