finally blizzard entertainment has boiled diversity down to a calculable amount. i can now figure out exactly how much a dark skinned brazilian man is worth compared against a gorilla from the moon.
i just think this is extremely funny.
think about it. they’ll never have a queer poc because any character that’s a person of colour will score enough diversity points for them to not see the need to also make them queer. they took the entirety of human experience and turned it into a collection of meters in order to hit quotas. lucio can’t be bisexual because he doesn’t needto be, because he does “enough” by not being white. they didn’t even think about making lucio be bisexual even though he’s a rollerskating dj furry from the future because he brings diversity of “ethnicity” and “culture”. this entire system bases the existence of literally every character around how they compare to a cis white straight able bodied male 30 year old.
this is literally default male deviation female taken to its complete extreme. this is THE most performative wokeness i have EVER seen. i almost wish they weren’t undergoing the 780375802 other scandals that are happening right now so i could focus entirely on making fun of this.
booty shorts that say “i took my love, i took it down. climbed a mountain and i turned around. and i saw my reflection in the snow covered hills til the landslide brought me down. oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? can the child within my heart rise above? can i sail through the changin’ ocean tides? can i handle the seasons of my life? well, i’ve been afraid of changing cause i’ve built my life around you. but time makes you bolder, even children get older, and i’m gettin’ older, too” on the ass
