#st valentines day
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It’s Varlentan’s Day again at SLIGHTLY WRONG QUOTES and we’ve busted our nuts in to deliver unto you this vast selection of four t-shirts that truly express the wonders of love. Featuring irksome misquotes / wrongities, it’s the perfect gift for your better / other / shitter half to celebrate the most depressing day of the year.
“I WISH I KNEW HOW TO EXIT YOU” - Brokenback Mountain
“NOBODY PUTS A BABY IN THE CORNER” - Dirty Dangling
“I AM THE KING OF EARTH” - Titan
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Event for 14 Feb. for the Russian ask-blog. (Arcana characters kissing each other. My turn)
“Your was-not-kiss was disGUOsting”
Translation:
- Gimme the hearts!
- Try to take them!
Two-day marathon for Arcana OC ask.
Happy past St. Valentine’s Day!
Translation:
- Wake up, old buddy! Guest from Prakra came to see ya!
- This… This is…
- I know, that’s too hard to feel emptiness in your heart. Especially when you have ten…
It was an art for St. Valentine, but I forgot to post it here!
Got a friendly valentine card/banner for my fellow Gamzee fans in the face of fandom’s shitty attitude.
I just remembered that I did this last year. The holiday has come back around and I still stand by this.
CB>I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS PLEASE BE HAPPY TODAY AND FOR EVERY OTHER DAY.
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Things to do this coming Valentine’s day that aren’t crying because you’re going to die alone:
- Give yourself a valentine gift (that will be better than anything anyone else can give you).
- Send your mutals some anonymous love.
- Eat a really big heart shaped cake or alternately a really big box of chocolates. And remember you’re single so you don’t have to share them with anyone.
- Mail anonymous valentine’s cards to people who you know are in a relationship and laugh as the chaos unfolds.
- Read some valentine’s themed fanficton of your OTP and instead of crying about your loneliness remember no one will ever love anyone else as much as your OTP loves one another, so you dodged a bullet by being single.
- Sit on your roof (if you can) and maniacally laugh or violently screech for as long as your lungs allow. Trust me you are messing up someone’s valentine’s sex.
- Go outside or annoy your family by sniffing the air obnoxiously and saying ‘can you smell the love’, ‘can you smell the passion’ ‘Doesn’t it smell GOOD’.
- Look into the void, it’s lonelier than you will ever be. Whisper secret messages into the void, ‘I never returned that money I borrowed’, ‘Clare is sleeping with the Baker’. The void loves hearing your secret messages.
- Make some gingerbread people in the shapes of people in your life and bite their arms and legs off slowly because gingerbread people deserve to suffer.
- Remind everyone repeatedly that St Valentine was actually the patron saint of epilepsy and was stoned to death. Remind them again to show how clever you are. Remind them once more just for good measure.
“He calms my chaos, and I fuel his fire. We are a match made between Heaven and Hell.”
-MC
”I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.”
-MC
St.Valentine’s Sweet Lolita meet in St.Petersburg
Blouse - Metamorphose
Skirt, socks - Innocent World
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