#the distracted dragon

LIVE

So I think my attention is becoming absorbed by Pokémon

Specifically Ingo fics

Give that man a hug, he deserves a hug

So here’s the full picture of this preview

I just figured it’s been long enough to let y’all see the whole thing. I’m not giving up on finishing it, but I am proud of the composition!

Here’s the reasons I have for each Pokémon:

Luxray: I figured Shinx might’ve been his first partner. Maybe his parents had Electric and Steel types to help with inventing things, so Shinx was already available? Idk.

Golurk: It’s a protector ghost, so it fits pretty well with Danny’s fanon concept of having a protective Obsession.

Mimikyu: This one I just liked, but also the aspect of disguise fits pretty neatly.

Chimecho: Ghostly Wail, Chimecho’s Pokédex says it can get really loud.

Minior: Space!

Alolan Vulpix: Ice Core, but I didn’t want Froslass because I think his parents wouldn’t want Ice types like Snorunt around. He got this lil gal while on a trip to Alola! Maybe his parents were brought on to help with the UB situation?

everystarstorm:

People liked my blob ghost plush a lot and I got a request to post the pattern, so here.

You’ll need:

  • Green yarn (for body)
  • Black yarn (for eyes)
  • Crochet hook
  • Stitch marker/Scrap piece of yarn (to mark start of each round)
  • Stuffing
  • Yarn needle
  • Scissors

Abbreviation key:

  • sc - single crochet
  • st/sts - stitch/stitches
  • dec - decrease (join next 2 sts into 1)
  • inc - increase (2sc in next st)

Pattern: 

Round 1: Magic Circle with a base of 6 stitches
Round 2: inc x6= 12 sts
Round 3: (1 inc, sc in next st) x6 = 18 sts
Round 4: (1 inc, sc in next 2 sts) x6 = 24 sts
Round 5: (1 inc, sc in next 3 sts) x6 = 30 sts
Round 6-9: sc in the next 30 sts = 30 sts
Round 10: (1 dec, sc in next 3 sts) x6 = 24 sts
Round 11: sc in the next 24 sts = 24 sts
Round 12: dec x3, sc in next 12 sts, dec x3 = 18 sts
Round 13: sc in next 18 sts = 18 sts
Round 14: dec x3, sc in next 6 sts, dec x3 = 12 sts
Begin stuffing - Enough to make it firm but not stretch the yarn and have stuffing show through. Finish stuffing as you go.
Round 15: dec x2, sc in next 4 sts, dec x2 = 8 sts
Round 16: 1 dec, sc in next 4 sts, 1 dec = 6 sts
Round 17: 1 dec = 4 sts
Fasten off and leave a 4 inch tail for sewing. Sew shut, and hide excess yarn tail in body or cut it off.
Find where you want your eyes. Suggested along the 4th round, 3 or 4 stitches apart, oriented so the tail is pointed up. Sew eyes in a triangle pattern into two holes on the bottom and one at top, 2 stitches each side to make the eyes solid.

floralflowerpower:

dulcedelechesimp:

will-o-the-witch:

parakeet:

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

>:(

i am this fella

Well I am nicknamed “Sleep Hashira” in one of the Discord servers I’m in

phluphfy:

are you a “filters tags from my mutual’s new obsession” Tumblr user or are you a “learns about their new obsession (semi-forcefully) by osmosis” Tumblr user

there is a correct answer

dragoknitter:

dragoknitter:

S L E E P I S F O R T H E W E A K

So be a weakling

Go the fuck to sleep

I really need to take my own advice

Wow bringing this back 3 years later

It’s been a while since I stayed up past 4 am

Here’s a preview of a thing I’m working on! I just love this little interaction where Alolan Vulpix is curious about Minior (who is way more angular than the official art, I know), and Luxray is endeared by it.

And yes, tracing was utilized for Vulpix and Luxray, though I edited the arts they were originally from so their heads were facing the way I wanted.

Here’s the other Pokémon in the piece: Golurk, Mimikyu, and Chimecho. I wonder who their Trainer is~? :3c

all-hail-mono-onion:

what’s your tumblr KDR (followers divided by following)? mine is 1.69lmaooooo

4

Perfectly balanced

As all things should be

Catch these fuckin’

Danny Phantom One-Shot Recs

I’m gonna plug my own one-shot in here first, then go in reverse through my history. This list is probably gonna have more fics, so buckle up. There’s (surprisingly) only one crossover, and I’ve also put the GothMoth fics into a section by themselves. Because they’re special.

Coincidentallyby Dragoknitter - Miles and Tucker are cousins, and Tucker basically says, “Y’all need a support system, lemme hook you up.”

Is This Just A Thing that Girls Do? by newdog14 - Middle school girls are terrifying, and this is definitely something I might’ve done if given the right motivation.

Pushing Buttons (Until They Break)by ObsidianCreates - Danny’s parents aren’t the best at feelings, and press on way too many sore spots. But! There’s a sequel and they make up for it!

Day Three: Cryptid by JadeNoRyuu - Astraphobic Danny + supernatural thunderstorm + helpful senior student = a fun little story that is just *Pacha Meme*

The Green Gremlinby NikaylaSarae - Some top-notch character building for Dash, although this author mostly writes for Sanders Sides

Parental Woesby DarkNymfa - Very nice premise! Clockwork and Pandora are awesome, but don’t really Get human stuff. Danny is embarrassed.

Of Tweets and Twatsby DarkNymfa - Twitter convos discussing Amity Park, featuring people from Amity Park!

Flickering Yellow and Greenby dragonrayy - Danny gets hit with something by Technus that messes up his eyes, so he goes to a ghost optometrist.

Grabbing Smokeby thatgirl_youknowtheone - Lovely characterization for Kitty! Also has Jewish Sam!

Growing Painsby ayjayar - Ghost puberty! Ghost puberty! But not for Danny

What Can Be Foundby ajility - Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt. Or, in this case, a dream ship in the Ghost Zone.

Facing Factsby ajility - I get the feeling this author just likes writing Danny in denial about his parents’ neglect…

The Things We Hold Dearby Alana_Kitty - Nice little story about Danny fixing Ember’s guitar!

Bang Babies got nothin’ on the Ghost Kidby anthrop - Look. I loved Static Shock as a kid and seeing him completely overwhelmed by Danny’s OP ass is wonderful.

Coreby GhostWriterGirl1 - F in the chat for Danny. Boi gets messed up by a solar flare. The author added in the reasoning behind the headcanon too, so that’s neat!

Shots Firedby RedGhost1010 - This is definitely NOT what you should do in the event of a school shooting, but who cares about that when you’re immortal?

Lightning Scars and Listening Earsby GoingDeceased - A little angsty, but hey! Danny finally has some adults on his side!

Electricityby lexosaurus - Danny has PTSD, and peer pressure is a bitch

GothMoth Fics

Spooky Sin Scholar-Danny is a polyglot and teaches classmates to swear in Ghost.

The Fright In Halloween-Danny is a little shit, but what else is new?

Mimicry-Mostly just shitting on radical Christianity’s policy of “unnatural things must be eradicated, we must send them back to Hell where they belong”, at least that’s my takeaway

Fashion Flame War-Uniforms are only convenient for schools, and are a crime against expression of self. Casper High can never do things the easy way, though.

In My Veins Flows Chaos, But I Could Do Without It Being This Obvious- *plops ectoplasm into Danny’s hands* He glows!

Nip Trips Nips-Ah, ghost nip. And implied Val/Ellie! (Ellie is my preferred name for her because Dani and Danny is just so confusing)

Ecto Upgrade Start-Ghost puberty, for Danny this time!

Gala Glamour-Richness and pettiness are a given combination, after all, why shouldn’t Vlad use his ridiculous wealth for the entertainment of teenagers?

Poised To Go Splat-Don’t drink glow sticks, kids. Or let your insane ghost-hunting parents make an anti-ecto fog machine for the school dance.

What Qualifies As A Few Too Many Words? One-Ah, the unfortunate circumstance of a ghost needing Danny’s help, luckily (or unluckily) the ghost doesn’t speak English.

Would You Like Some Bullets With That, Sir?-Vlad is insanely rich. People don’t like him. Failed assassinations are just annoying when you’re immortal.

Phabulous Phashion-Danny should not be allowed to shop for clothes by himself.

Little Nibblers-Accidental ghost edible consumption, and baby fangs.

Hey y’all get ready for some

Danny Phantom Fanfic Recs

Okay, these are all either multi-chapter fics, or series that contain multiple connected one-shots. A separate list for singular one-shots will go up sometime later. I’m not tagging anyone because I’m not sure if some authors even have a Tumblr.

Completed fics are marked with , and in-progress fics are marked with ❌

Keep in mind that these are in no particular order of interest, just whichever ones I strongly recommend as I go back through my reading history. All of these are T at the most, and if there is an M somewhere it’s probably for violence or graphic-ness.

Danny Phantom Only:

(we are) the fault lineby iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid - Slow burn found family with Vlad regretting past decisions and getting more depth than just “mwahaha I’m going to turn you into the perfect son!!!!” Also Danny speaks in like, two chapters toward the end, and I think that’s quite a bold move to have the quip-dealer so quiet.

Shiversby JadeNoRyuu - There’s follow-ups, but the main story is really interesting. I also don’t know if the writer’s first language is English, but that makes it even more commendable.

Epiphanyby TorScrawls - Maddie and Jack get character development, and that makes Danny panic lol. There are separate epilogues.

Broken Ectoplasmby ghostanimal - Very nice story, more Parental Angst, and Danny is incapable of speech for almost all of it. Jack realizes how much of an ass Vlad is without Vlad knowing.

Bitterby thatgirl_youknowtheone ❌ - Vlad fucking poisons Jack at the man’s own b-day party. Jack does not realize he is dead, angst ensues when Danny tells him.

Temper Tantrumsby attu - Lore for my girl Dorathea! Also Danny gets to be a dragon!

Mortifiedby Marsalias ❌ - Honestly if you haven’t read some of this one yet, go. Read it. Edit: It is very long chapter-wise (over 230), but the chapters are a bit short.

Three note chords(series)by Hazama_d20 (series is marked as incomplete, but all uploaded fics are completed) - Ember wants to spend a day in Amity, Danny needs help with a talent show. ~Can I make it any more obvious~

Crossovers:

Half Dead PhoenixbySilkNettle ❌ - Trelawney shenanigans. Danny is confused, but he’s not gonna complain about the people giving him a bed. Danny cannot use a wand.

Ghost Kings and Gotham Batsby BlueGhostCardinal ❌ - Ghost King Danny, obviously, but he finds out in an interesting way. Also has Bad Parents Jack/Maddie, so watch out for that.

Weirdwardby DarkNymfa - The OotP needs help, and Muggle ghosts are very strange. Danny can use a wand.

Darcy and the Phantom (Link to first fic, but it is part of a series) by Honyasbookshelf (series is incomplete, this one is completed) - Danny is sleep-deprived and Darcy carries a taser. Jane is also Danny’s astrophysics hero.

Summoned King AU(series)by Enigmaris ❌ - HYDRA summonings, but he’s in human form every time. The Avengers help him out until Loki tags along and Knows immediately.

Ghost in the NYC(series)by ASharksReadingGlasses - While I love good parents Jack and Maddie, this one just has Good Dad Jack and Questionable Logic Maddie. Also Spidey and the OG DP, aka Deadpool, accidentally-on-purpose-kinda-sorta adopt him. NOW COMPLETE WITH BONUS EPISODES TO COME!!!

Iceboundby Pandemi - Very neat Justice League fic, I love the premise of Flash fighting… well, just read it.

The Ghost of Heroesby Enigmaris - MCU crossover. This is in the same vein as Mortified for me. If you haven’t read it, GO READ IT.

Whirlwind,Reflections,andMirrored by Lynse - All involve different parts of the Secret Trio (Danny Phantom, Jake Long, and Randy Cunningham), but Whirlwind throws Chat Noir in there for spice.

Legless on Maimby GothMoth - This one is mostly for the sake of “hey, that doctor in Venom is named Dan! Let’s have fun with that.” It’s also got ridiculously long chapters, but I don’t really mind so this is more a warning for anyone who frequently says, “Just one more chapter.” Honestly, you’re probably going to see a lot of GothMoth on the one-shot list. I love the memes.

Phantom Cityby inukagome15 - Teen Titans crossover.I guess more light-hearted? Still dealing with Dan Trauma, but… someone helps. It’s great. :)

Family and Friendsby lauraeb5 - Ah, immortal Danny. Who makes friends with a much-loved winter spirit of fun! And angst happens later! >:3c

Recognizedby AgentIanLegend - IDENTITY SHENANIGANS WITH ROBIN!! Seriously, I had to take breaks to be like, “okay who’s who? What happened? What’s happening?” And BAM (Bad Ass Mother) Maddie!!!!

Okay so, I’ve gotten to the point where I’ve filled over 20 pages of AO3 history, which I think is over… 400 fics? Iirc. Hold up…

I just checked and yeah there’s 20 fics per page, and I’d say that 22 out of 25 are fully Danny Phantom. Crossovers included, though, so I guess not fullyDP.

Still, that’s… Y’know what, I’m bored enough to see how many Danny Phantom fan fiction stories I actually have in my reading history.

~~~~~ Twenty Minutes Later ~~~~~

I have 447 Danny Phantom fics out of 477 fics total. Granted, that’s probably actually out of 480-something since I removed a few for ease of counting, but still.

On a related note, would anyone want to see a rec list of both complete and in-progress DP fics? I might do another list for just one-shots, too.

dragoknitter:

I posted a Fic for the first time in years

It’s called “Coincidentally” and my username is Dragoknitter

Pls read it I’ve dead-icated so much to this obsessionwith Danny Phantom

(It’s kinda ridiculous how much this one’s sticking)

Here’s the link since I was too lazy to do it yesterday

I posted a Fic for the first time in years

It’s called “Coincidentally” and my username is Dragoknitter

Pls read it I’ve dead-icated so much to this obsessionwith Danny Phantom

(It’s kinda ridiculous how much this one’s sticking)

himfluenza:

If youve ever said something nice to me and i never replied I apologize! Unfortunately i am a neurotic prey animal and your message was nice enough to make me scurry under my leaf mold and hold still to camouflage myself until the danger passed

So lately, I’ve been thinking

A dangerous pastime, I know.

But I’ve been thinking about what I want. Now, that’s always a loaded subject for me. I’ve always been told I was smart enough for anything, but I’ve never felt motivated enough for everything.

I was looking at videos by MALINDA, aka Translator Fails, and there’s one vlog from a few years ago that sort of resonated with me.

I don’t want to be extraordinary.

I don’t find myself wanting to be that as much as just being remembered. If I get to help people the way I want to, I hope I can make enough of an impact that they remember me years later. I want to be seen, not by the world, but by the people who need it.

And I just hope I can be a light in some people’s lives, the way I wish somebody had been mine.

I just got more of my ADHD meds today and now I’m not tired at 1:30 AM

Or maybe it’s just easier to crash when caffeine is the only thing keeping me alert?

Hello! Welcome!

Y’all can call me Drago or Knits! I use she/her pronouns.

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Feel free to unfollow if my blog no longer sparks joy. I don’t look at my following so no need to feel guilty about it.

If you see something I post that’s similar to somebody else, that’s probably because I was inspired by that post and decided to make my own.

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Thank you and have a nice day!

Y’all one of my Discord friends let me rant about Harry Potter

For context, another person in the chat sent an image about how the Ministry ignored Harry about Voldemort returning

[Transcript]

Me: Honestly? The Ministry should’ve at least set up some kind of protections. Sure, minimum-wage wards wouldn’t stop the old snake-face, but at least it’s something,right? The students might not have felt the need to rebel so much if the government fucking listened!!Also,haven’t y’all been worshiping this kid for the past 14 years when he didn’t even do anything?! RESPECT HIM NOW THAT HE’S ACTUALLY STOPPED TWO PLOTS BY FUCKING FLEE FROM DEATH!!!!

Nvm apparently it translates to “flight of death” BUT STILL

Friend:They stopped respecting him when they realized they couldn’t use him as a Ministry puppet/magic jesus figurehead about how the ministry is on the side of good

Me:Yeah, who would’ve thought that a child, who has had 0 good experiences with authority, wouldn’t blindly obey the government?

Like, the first kind act an adult does for him is when he’s eleven, and it’s to take him away from where he was dropped off as an infant

Also cake, but I think the temporary removal from an abusive situation is higher on the kindness ladder

Anddon’t get me started on fucking Dumbledore

Friend:Still more brain cells than the ministry

Me:But he still used them to manipulate a goddamn child

Heknew the Dursley’s opinion of magic, and still decided, “Ah yes, this won’t backfire at all.”

People forget that Harry was starved, because the directors didn’t want Daniel Radcliffe to be unhealthy!! Like, I’m pretty sure it’s mentioned in book… 3? That he only got a can of soup every day while being locked in a room by the Dursleys. Vernon put bars on the window so he couldn’t get out.

Harry Potter was abused all his life, and he went into the magical world thinking he could maybe get away from that. Then, it turns out everyone knows him for something he can’t even remember. Later, as he’s having these “grand adventures”, he’s going through things no child should have to go through. He realizes this in his second year. He’s fucking 12. I vaguely remember being in 6th grade and allIhad to worry about was grades and making friends. He had to worry about people blaming him for several students getting frozen because he talked to a snake, and then had to fight a fucking basilisk to both stop it and free Ginny from the possession of the diary.

He wasn’t responsible for a lot of things, but he took responsibility because no one else would.

[End transcript.]

… I read one (1) fanfiction where Harry stopped letting people control him and it was glorious. It’s a HP/Avengers crossover fic on AO3, “On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads” by Enigmaris. They also wrote “The Ghost of Heroes”, another crossover but Danny Phantom and Avengers.

I highly recommend both.

✨✨ I’m old enough to drink alcohol ✨✨

For real tho, happy 21st birthday to me!

Bitter ocean child

Reject immortality

Demand love instead

-Me, 2019

I didn’t remember if I’d ever posted this little PJO haiku, so here it is. Thought of it while still in school, the fact that I remember it after two years is impressive for me.

catnippackets:

I really feel like dragons in media should be something that always evoke a great sense of wonder yknow. like even in comparison to the rest of the amazing world they’re in. the word “epic” has sort of been watered down today but that’s what dragons are supposed to be! epic! in every way they can possibly be!

  • in How to Train Your Dragon, we’re introduced to each type of dragon one by one and see what individual terrifying attacks they have to destroy a viking village. Toothless himself is even more mesmerizing because of how realistic & catlike he is, and how we’re shown the whole process of him and Hiccup learning to trust each other. dragons in this movie are like regular animals, they don’t speak english, they grow to be treated as giant pets like horses are, and they’re still awe-inspiring and wonderful in their seemingly endless colourful subspecies and mannerisms. seeing new and different dragons in the wild is still an amazing sight.
  • Smaug actually frightened me when he showed up in the second Hobbit movie. I was watching it on my laptop, on a small screen, and in that moment as he rose out of the gold, I was Bilbo Baggins, a tiny, tiny creature in the presence of a giant, intelligent creature, who fully intended on killing me like it was nothing, and I was deeply unsettled. dragons in this world are classically evil, greedy, highly intelligent, and can speak the language of other intelligent beings with ease. they’re hard to kill and can wreak unthinkable havoc on the world just for fun. in my opinion at least, they’re one of the most terrifying things in Middle Earth.
  • when I first played Breath of the Wild I didn’t know the dragons even existed and I stumbled upon Farosh by complete accident, and I just stood there in complete wonder watching this beautiful being moving languidly through the air, utterly undisturbed by anything around it, and disturbing nothing in return. it had no wings and yet it flew so fluidly, with a type of secret magic I had no understanding of. it was so big it created winds that could boost me into the air to float around it, without it even noticing me. its scales were magical, and could help enhance armour and food. dragons in this world are peaceful and magical, just existing the same way everything else does, and lending parts of itself for us to use in our own crafts.

every way a dragon can be, they’re always so beautiful and scary and wonderful, and they always evoke awe and wonder, no matter if it’s in fear, or reverence, or just plain curiosity. I think this is what makes the perfect dragon.

macgruber:

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

assassinationtipsforladies:

nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012:

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

nerdyfangs:

nail-bat-lesbian:

farmlesbians:

stole this from the tl but i need to know

Red delicious for the win

are you clinically insane

Look I love Honeycrisp but they’re just too Big, so I get Gala or Pink Lady so I can actually eat all of it

Gonna take my driving test in two weeks!

At first I was really anxious about driving but I’ve gotten better! With the driving and the anxiety! I’m really proud of myself for taking a step out of my comfort zone!

My dad also recommended me for a pharmacy technician job, and I put in another application. I’m still not keen on responsibility, but I need to get over my Gifted Kid Syndrome bullshit to realize something:

Making mistakes is ok!

I think most of my job anxiety is from my fear of failure, and caring so much about what people think of me…

So I need to kick that in the balls and move forward.

Gonna get my first vaccine shot later today!

Why is my sleep schedule so fucked that I’m not even really tired at 4 am?

roseverdict:

pervocracy:

morganoperandi:

anarcho-shindouism:

for the record, ‘not feeling anything’ is a valid and not unusual response to trauma or grief

so if you feel empty and devoid of feeling, it’s not because you’re a cold and uncaring person.

Sometimes, not feeling anything is the only way you can cope.

Be prepared for a delayed reaction, too. It’s very common to be totally calm during a crisis, and then days or weeks (or years) later suddenly get hit with a tidal wave of “HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED.”

Sometimes your mind waits until it feels safe to start processing things emotionally. It’s a powerful survival strategy, but it can really blindside you, because just as you start to feel like things are okay, you’re overwhelmed by the realization of how not-okay things were before.

This may not happen, and that’s okay too. But it’s something to watch out for when your initial reaction is numbness.

recently i had traumatic memories from when i was like 13 that i didn’t even know i had pop back up out of the blue. i’m almost 22. these things really can show up anytime.

and that’s okay.

Y’know, sometimes I think I can come up with neat titles

Then I look at some of my WIPs

“So Your Parents Hunt Ghosts”

Methinks I am actually Not Good at naming things

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