#the misfits
Swagger: My fellow Americans.
Swagger: It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and Kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand
Some people: I wanna see pictures of the boys and maybe even a face reveal from Swagger.
Me: If I don’t get to see a photo of Swagger’s cat in the next week I’m going to lose it.
Swagger: I you ever need me, I’m there for you 24/6
Matt: Don’t you mean 24/7?
Swagger: No, Saturday’s are my dates with destiny
happy fourth of july
The only independence video I care about
“What a beautiful fucking day. Nothing beats this shit. Look at that fucking flower. Shit, it’s good to be alive.”
-SwaggerSouls
RaccoonEggs: Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin.
Fitz: This is the worst one by far, thanks.
Tobi: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned how to encourage my friend Mason to get his dick stuck in a plastic baseball bat….
Manager Ryan: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate once in a while.
Manger Sam: Maybe you should go the fuck to sleep
Manager Ryan: What kind of tea is this?
Tobi: Oh, I just boiled some Gamer Supps.
Flight attendant: Before we take off, make sure all small items are secure.
Fitz, to Swagger:Hey.
Swagger:What?
Fitz: Do you feel safe?
Swagger:[Glares]
Fitz: What are you looking at?
Swagger, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn.
“My goals for 2020 it to drop all my passive aggressive bullshit. That’s right, next year I’m getting straight up aggressive. Good luck, fuckers.”
-SwaggerSouls
incorrect-bbs-misfits-au-quotes:
Manager Ryan: People ask me how I run the Misfits so easily.
Ryan: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over these fuckes whatsoever. This morning, Swagger called me into the office and when I walked in, Mason shot me in the throat with a paintball.
Zuckles: You can’t just follow me into a fire!
McCreamy: THEN DON’T RUN INTO A FIRE!
Fitz: Do any sounds annoy you?
Zuckles: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Fitz: Let’s say imaginary.
Zuckles: Spiders wearing flip flops.
Can someone draw Swagger in a boyscout uniform, I need it for science
Swagger: Is life just about sex?
Mason:Yes.
Toby: Yes! I love you
Swagger: What no!
Mason: What else would it be about?
Swagger: Getting High!
Zuckles: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker:What?
Fitz: Ignore him.
Fitz: You need a hobby.
Toby: I have a hobby.
Fitz: Being cute isn’t a hobby.
Ryan: Okay so we pretty much have the money to do a Japan trip-
iNoToRiOuS:Dibs.
Ryan:What?
iNoToRiOuS: I call dibs on the trip to Japan.
Ryan: But we-
iNoToRiOuS, already packed: Sorry, you snooze you lose.
