I drew a theme park. This would be suuuch a logistical nightmare. (a bit sad that I had to cut in half a terrible pun so I could squeeze this in tumblr’s weird image restrictions, but oh well)
Omg I completely forgot to tell this! A few weeks ago I went to a theme park in the evening and everything was decorated with Halloween stuff. There were actors dressed like zombies, movie characters and other creepy monsters but of course no Pennywise.. Then suddenly when I was walking down a not so busy path with my parents, I saw something red lying in the middle of the path. My mother picked it up and it appeared to be a fluffy red pom pom (!!) She took it with her because she thought our cat would like it.
i recently moved to Florida with my boyfriend. i’m being introduced to several of his friends and accompanying them on outings. i noticed his best friend, adam, got uncomfortable every time i would crack a joke about being physically disabled.
i prey on the weak.
while at dinner, i whipped out my Boston Red Sox hoodie. which is unacceptable because they’re all Tampa Bay fans. i explained to them that the hoodie was actually stolen from my friend jack (jack just so happens to be a double leg amputee with a sense of humor similar to mine). adam asked me how i stole it. i replied “well, jack has no legs…so i took it and ran… and he couldn’t catch me.”
adam laughed uncomfortably and said “Katie, that’s horrible!!”
“it’s ok!!! i have one hand. i can say that”
later, we went to a theme park and we were waiting in one of those awful zig-zagging lines. there were about 10 of us in the group, so adam often ended up on the other side of the dividing railing. adam held up his hand and said “high five, katie!!” while he was on my right side.
“adam. inconsiderate. i would love to give you a high-five, but i OBVIOUSLY don’t have a hand to do it with!!”
adam smiled, but still wasn’t unsure of whether laughter was appropriate.
a little later, i dropped something on the ground, adam picked it up and handed it to me. i thanked him and told him about my friend back home who used to tell me to “get hands” every time i dropped something. adam giggled.
finally, when adam was on my left side and held out his fist to give me “daps” i shifted everything i was holding in my right arm to my left and pounded adam’s fist with stub at which point he burst out laughing.
