#this is too accurate
@themightynein you are right this format has so much potential
its been two and a half months since it dropped and I think I’ve only gotten angrier
Ditto dude, ditto
Fanfics/fanart: chirpy, clingy, hyperaffectionate Drift clamoring for aloof Ratchet’s meagre breadcrumbs of affection
Canon: Ratchet chasing his crush halfway across the goddamn galaxy only to have Drift be like “um, thanks, but I want to be alone.”
Canon pt 2: Ratchet will not leave him the fuck alone.
Canon pt 3: After being joined at the hip for three dozen issues, Drift shyly, tentatively confesses his feelings to Ratchet.
Canon pt 4: Ratchet gazes at Drift like a lovesick fool until he dies, the end.
Sometimes you gotta get down to brass tacks
fuck puberty the real sign you’ve entered adulthood is going from fanfiction.net to archiveofourown
911 operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
ricky: *crying* i accidentally raised my voice at nini and i need to get arrested.
911 operator:
911 operator: sir, we’ve talked about this.
i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway
Poseidon and Athena: *running up to each other* *doing a really long and complicated handshake*
Poseidon, deadpan: you’re so annoying. I hate you so much
Athena: I’ve never met anyone weaker and uglier than you.
“Do you enjoy doing math?”
“I do not.”
“How about live improv?”
“Not at all.”
“Okay… but what if there are dragons?”
“…keep talking.”
This explains an uncomfortable amount about my relationship to RPGs.
