#greek memes
Apollo: Are you mad?
Artemis:No
Apollo: So sharpening daggers at 2 am is just a hobby?
Ares: So here’s the tea
Athena: For the last time it’s called a mission report!
Zeus: Athena, shhhhhhhh. I wanna here the tea
Hephaestus: Zeus, you can play the role of my father.
Zeus: I don’t want to be your father.
Hephaestus: Perfect you already know your lines.
Hera: I’m at a loss for words.
Zeus, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Hera continued yelling for ten minutes.
Hera: Didn’t anyone teach you to say please and thank you?!
Hephaestus: Please shut the fuck up
Hera:
Hephaestus: Thank you
Persephone: I have a new hoodie
Hades: We have a new hoodie!!
Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?
Athena: What do you mean?
Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while
Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months
Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone
Ares: *nodding gravely* i know
Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!
Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting
Apollo: NOO SHES GONE
Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD
Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child
Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father
Zeus: Hey! I heard that!
pointless arguing continues
somewhere in the middle of the woods
Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*
One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?
Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope
Hermes: Come here i wanna show you something
Hermes: *turns around and walks away*
Apollo:nice
Hermes: That’s not it, but thanks ;)
Ares: You’re so short, what can you even see from down there?
Persephone: Your IQ
Athena: Could you be more annoying?!
Poseidon: *death glare*
Poseidon:
Poseidon:Yes
Apollo: Aphrodite I’m in love!
Aphrodite: With who?!
Apollo:✨Myself✨
Poseidon: I did something terrible
Hermes: It’s okay, I’ll get the shovel
Poseidon: Wait, what do you think I did?!
Hermes: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know
Apollo: Couldn’t sleep either?
Ares: Yeah, bad thoughts, the usual
Ares: What about you?
Apollo: How the fuck does wind work, like how the fuck? Does it go?
Ares, nodding: Mine was eels
Hera: Everyone has their demons
Hera: This is mine his name is Zeus
Nyx: Don’t torture yourself Erebus
Nyx: That’s my job
Erebus: Oh Nyx
Aphrodite: *hugging Apollo from behind* I love you so much
Aphrodite: But if you take my lipstick again I will kill you
Apollo: *walks into an art museum*
Apollo: I’m here to donate myself
Athena: The path to inner peace begins with four words
Athena: Not my fucking problem
Haec sunt viginti verba Graeca quae iocosa esse puto quia faciunt ut his dictis auditisve rideam. In quaque linea punctata indicis subscripti, primum verbum Graecum ipsum, tum par parentheseon in quo proximae pronuntiationes Anglicae scriptae sunt, denique significatio Anglica apparet.
- ἀγείρω (“a gay row”), I gather together
- βαίνω (“buy no”), I step
- εἴργω (“air go”), I shut in
- ἡσυχάζω (“hey Sue cats oh”), I keep quiet
- κερδαίνω (“care dino”), I gain
- κιγχάνω (“King Kong oh”), I reach
- πίμπλημι (“pimp play me”), I fill
- μαίομαι (“my oh my”), I seek
- νομίζω (“no meats oh”), I believe
- πρέπω (“prep oh”), I am conspicuous
- ῥίπτω (“rip toe”), I throw
- σημαίνω (“say my no”), I give a sign
- εἰμί (“eh ME”), I am
- εἶμι (“EH me”), I go
- ἵημι (“he Amy”), I send
- σπεύδω (“spew dough”), I urge on
- τεκμαίρομαι (“tech my row my”), I assign
- φαίνω (“fine oh”), I show
- φέρω (“pharaoh”), I bring
- φεύγω (“few go”), I run away
Senti te liberum esse, si velis, ut tuum proprium indicem iocosorum verborum Graecorum facias! Me iuvet videre quae verba tibi iocosa sint!