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Apollo: Are you mad?

Artemis:No

Apollo: So sharpening daggers at 2 am is just a hobby?

Ares: So here’s the tea

Athena: For the last time it’s called a mission report!

Zeus: Athena, shhhhhhhh. I wanna here the tea

Hephaestus: Zeus, you can play the role of my father.

Zeus: I don’t want to be your father.

Hephaestus: Perfect you already know your lines.

Hera: I’m at a loss for words.

Zeus, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Hera continued yelling for ten minutes.

Hera: Didn’t anyone teach you to say please and thank you?!

Hephaestus: Please shut the fuck up

Hera:

Hephaestus: Thank you

Persephone: I have a new hoodie

Hades: We have a new hoodie!!

Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?

Athena: What do you mean?

Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while

Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months

Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone

Ares: *nodding gravely* i know

Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!

Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting

Apollo: NOO SHES GONE

Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD

Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child

Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father

Zeus: Hey! I heard that!


pointless arguing continues


somewhere in the middle of the woods


Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*

One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?

Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope

Hermes: Come here i wanna show you something

Hermes: *turns around and walks away*

Apollo:nice

Hermes: That’s not it, but thanks ;)

Ares: You’re so short, what can you even see from down there?

Persephone: Your IQ

Athena: Could you be more annoying?!

Poseidon: *death glare*

Poseidon:

Poseidon:Yes

Apollo: Aphrodite I’m in love!

Aphrodite: With who?!

Apollo:✨Myself✨

Poseidon: I did something terrible

Hermes: It’s okay, I’ll get the shovel

Poseidon: Wait, what do you think I did?!

Hermes: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know

Apollo: Couldn’t sleep either?

Ares: Yeah, bad thoughts, the usual

Ares: What about you?

Apollo: How the fuck does wind work, like how the fuck? Does it go?

Ares, nodding: Mine was eels

Hera: Everyone has their demons

Hera: This is mine his name is Zeus

Nyx: Don’t torture yourself Erebus

Nyx: That’s my job

Erebus: Oh Nyx

Aphrodite: *hugging Apollo from behind* I love you so much

Aphrodite: But if you take my lipstick again I will kill you

Apollo: *walks into an art museum*

Apollo: I’m here to donate myself

Athena: The path to inner peace begins with four words

Athena: Not my fucking problem

Haec sunt viginti verba Graeca quae iocosa esse puto quia faciunt ut his dictis auditisve rideam. In quaque linea punctata indicis subscripti, primum verbum Graecum ipsum, tum par parentheseon in quo proximae pronuntiationes Anglicae scriptae sunt, denique significatio Anglica apparet.

  • ἀγείρω (“a gay row”), I gather together
  • βαίνω (“buy no”), I step
  • εἴργω (“air go”), I shut in
  • ἡσυχάζω (“hey Sue cats oh”), I keep quiet
  • κερδαίνω (“care dino”), I gain
  • κιγχάνω (“King Kong oh”), I reach
  • πίμπλημι (“pimp play me”), I fill
  • μαίομαι (“my oh my”), I seek
  • νομίζω (“no meats oh”), I believe
  • πρέπω (“prep oh”), I am conspicuous
  • ῥίπτω (“rip toe”), I throw
  • σημαίνω (“say my no”), I give a sign
  • εἰμί (“eh ME”), I am
  • εἶμι (“EH me”), I go
  • ἵημι (“he Amy”), I send
  • σπεύδω (“spew dough”), I urge on
  • τεκμαίρομαι (“tech my row my”), I assign
  • φαίνω (“fine oh”), I show
  • φέρω (“pharaoh”), I bring
  • φεύγω (“few go”), I run away

Senti te liberum esse, si velis, ut tuum proprium indicem iocosorum verborum Graecorum facias! Me iuvet videre quae verba tibi iocosa sint!

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