#tagammemnon
Hera: I’m at a loss for words.
Zeus, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Hera continued yelling for ten minutes.
Apollo: Aphrodite I’m in love!
Aphrodite: With who?!
Apollo:✨Myself✨
Apollo: *walks into an art museum*
Apollo: I’m here to donate myself
Athena: The path to inner peace begins with four words
Athena: Not my fucking problem
Persephone: Can you at least try to see things from my perspective?!
Hades: *crouches down*
Persephone: I despise you
Hades: Damn you’re violent
Persephone: Yeah, but I’m short so it’s adorable
Dionysus: Are you saying I’m your favorite hot mess?
Hermes: Actually I’m my favorite hot mess but you’re a close second
Hestia: Fight me!
Every other Olympian: *mouthes* do not
Athena: You are an idiot!!!
Hermes: I’m sure your right but why?!
Helping Hades with Persephone
Zeus: Dude I’ll help you out, I’ve done this hundreds of times
Hera: Don’t listen to him, he’s never had a stable relationship in his entire life
Apollo: Looking back I have no regrets
Artemis: You should
Apollo: I know
Hera:Hey
Zeus: Hey queen
Hera:
Zeus:
Hera: You’re never this nice…what did you do
Zeus: What makes you think I did something?!
*earlier*
Zeus: ugh what happened last night
Dionysus: Idk man
Zeus: Why does my lower back hurt?
Dionysus *trying not to laugh*: I don’t know
Hermes walking in: Sup losers what’s going o-OHHHHHHH
Zeus:WHAT
Hermes:DUDE
Hermes: You got a tattoo?!?
Zeus:WHAT?!?!
Dionysus, on the floor laughing: AHHH HAHAHAHA
Zeus, runs to a mirror: oh my ME
Zeus: “HERA SUCKS LIGHTIN DICK”
Zeus: I’m dead
Hermes: Yeah you are!!
Dionysus: You wanna see the video?
Hermes:Yes
Zeus: GUYS WHAT AM I GONNA DO
Dionysus: Relax, I’ll call Dite to help you help cover it up
Zeus: thank you
some time passes
Aphrodite: I heard there was a skin crisis?!
Dionysus: It’s big Z
Hermes: He has a new look!
Dionysus and Hermes:HAHAHAHHAHA
Aphrodite: Um okay?
Aphrodite: Zeus, let me see?
Zeus: Don’t laugh at me
Aphrodite: I promise I won- HAHAHAHAAHAAAA
Zeus: fuck you all
Aphrodite: Oh honey you already did
Hermes, falls to the floor: OH MY HAHAHAAHAAHHA
Athena: If you took a shot everytime you made a mistake how drunk would you be?
Artemis: I don’t know, a little tipsy?
Aphrodite:Wasted
Apollo:Dead
Dionysus, high as a kite: What if ducks threw bread at us?
Poseidon, a natural idiot: Well we’d have to duck!
Hades: I hate you both
ive never been the kind of person to enter battle in a wild rage and nearly get myself drowned by attempting to murder a river god but these arent hopeful times
Achilles Come Down, Gang of Youths, 2017 // Achilles Lamenting the Death of Patroclus, Gavin Hamilton, 1763
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Agamemnon: *breathes*
Me:
Okay time to close the gates of Janus Quirinus for 2021 ✌️
PSA: if you’re looking for dating advice, please don’t listen to Ovid
Artemis of Ephesus
A Roman copy of an original from the 2nd century BCE.
Musei Capitolini
What the bulbous protrusions on Artemis’ garment are still remains a matter of debate. Initially they were thought to be breasts and this assumption was prominent even in the later ancient period – the 4th/5th century CE Christian writer Jerome referred to her as πoλυμαστις (“many-breasted”) – and throughout most of the Early Modern period. Now, however, there are competing interpretations: eggs, bull’s testicles, beehives, and gourds.
I can’t believe it’s even more lovely colors from Pompeii!
Even more lovely colors from Pompeii.
I think that I could defeat Socrates in an argument. RIP to the other interlocutors but I’m different.
uwu you want to stwike me down fow my hubwis??? owo??? You say I hawe gone too faw with my staggewing dispways of awwogance and compwete diswegawd of mowals? Be qwiet pwease (✿^‿^).
