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Hephaestus: Zeus, you can play the role of my father.

Zeus: I don’t want to be your father.

Hephaestus: Perfect you already know your lines.

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Wed, 22 Apr 2020 21:16:22

Selene: I love it when Endymion’s asleep

Selene: He looks so peaceful.

Selene: *getting out a marker* so vulnerable.

Endymion: zzzzzz *in a new mustache*

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Fri, 08 May 2020 14:17:25

Hermes: That’s one of my biggest fears.

Dionysus: What is?

Hermes: If I ever woke up as a doughnut…

Dionysus: You would eat yourself?

Hermes: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Thu, 07 May 2020 10:47:37

Ares: So if I run into that wall

Ares:Headfirst

Ares: Full strength

Ares: And I DON’T break my skull

Ares: I get three hundred bucks?

Hephaestus: Basically yeah

Ares: Seems legit

Aphrodite: HEY NO-

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Thu, 07 May 2020 02:38:11

Artemis, going through Aphrodite’s suitcase: What’s this? I said take only what you need to survive!

Aphrodite: It’s my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can’t live without it!

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Tue, 05 May 2020 21:30:39

Hestia: How do you do that? Act like Persephone being married to Hades doesn’t bother you?

Demeter: Step 1: bottle emotions

Hestia:…

Demeter: Step 2: two shots of whiskey

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Mon, 04 May 2020 12:58:15

Poseidon and Athena: *running up to each other* *doing a really long and complicated handshake*

Poseidon, deadpan: you’re so annoying. I hate you so much

Athena: I’ve never met anyone weaker and uglier than you.

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Thu, 30 Apr 2020 16:48:44

Hera: Did you have to stab him?

Ares: You didn’t hear what he said to me!

Hera, over Ares’ bullshit: What did he say?

Ares: “What are you gonna do, stab me?!”

Hera:

Ares:

Hera:

Zeus: That’s fair

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Wed, 29 Apr 2020 17:07:55

Aphrodite: Did it hurt?-

Hephaestus:Yes

Aphrodite: You didn’t wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part?!

Hephaestus: Everything hurts

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Sat, 25 Apr 2020 19:03:01

Hades: So pizza?

Persephone: Yeah, fuck later?

Hades:yeah

Persephone:cool

Hades:cool

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Fri, 24 Apr 2020 20:03:48

“You are fallen in your prime
defrauded of your youth, O Hyacinthus!”
Moaned Apollo. “I can see in your sad wound
my own guilt, and you are my cause of grief
and self-reproach. My own hand gave you death
unmerited — I only can be charged
with your destruction.—What have I done wrong?
Can it be called a fault to play with you?
Should loving you be called a fault? And oh,
that I might now give up my life for you!”