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Apollo: Are you mad?

Artemis:No

Apollo: So sharpening daggers at 2 am is just a hobby?

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Fri, 24 Apr 2020 03:00:40

Ares: So here’s the tea

Athena: For the last time it’s called a mission report!

Zeus: Athena, shhhhhhhh. I wanna here the tea

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Thu, 23 Apr 2020 15:41:41

Hephaestus: Zeus, you can play the role of my father.

Zeus: I don’t want to be your father.

Hephaestus: Perfect you already know your lines.

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Wed, 22 Apr 2020 21:16:22

Hera: I’m at a loss for words.

Zeus, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Hera continued yelling for ten minutes.

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Wed, 22 Apr 2020 15:21:12

Hera: Didn’t anyone teach you to say please and thank you?!

Hephaestus: Please shut the fuck up

Hera:

Hephaestus: Thank you

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Wed, 05 May 2021 09:35:06

Persephone: I have a new hoodie

Hades: We have a new hoodie!!

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sun, 25 Apr 2021 13:07:30

Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?

Athena: What do you mean?

Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while

Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months

Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone

Ares: *nodding gravely* i know

Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!

Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting

Apollo: NOO SHES GONE

Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD

Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child

Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father

Zeus: Hey! I heard that!


pointless arguing continues


somewhere in the middle of the woods


Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*

One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?

Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Thu, 08 Apr 2021 14:01:21

Hermes: Come here i wanna show you something

Hermes: *turns around and walks away*

Apollo:nice

Hermes: That’s not it, but thanks ;)

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sat, 03 Apr 2021 00:32:38

Ares: You’re so short, what can you even see from down there?

Persephone: Your IQ

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sat, 20 Mar 2021 12:28:45

Athena: Could you be more annoying?!

Poseidon: *death glare*

Poseidon:

Poseidon:Yes

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sat, 13 Mar 2021 11:44:16

Apollo: Aphrodite I’m in love!

Aphrodite: With who?!

Apollo:✨Myself✨

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Fri, 19 Feb 2021 14:45:27

Poseidon: I did something terrible

Hermes: It’s okay, I’ll get the shovel

Poseidon: Wait, what do you think I did?!

Hermes: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Wed, 10 Feb 2021 23:41:39

Apollo: Couldn’t sleep either?

Ares: Yeah, bad thoughts, the usual

Ares: What about you?

Apollo: How the fuck does wind work, like how the fuck? Does it go?

Ares, nodding: Mine was eels

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sun, 31 Jan 2021 13:05:41

Hera: Everyone has their demons

Hera: This is mine his name is Zeus

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sun, 24 Jan 2021 15:46:27

Nyx: Don’t torture yourself Erebus

Nyx: That’s my job

Erebus: Oh Nyx

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Wed, 20 Jan 2021 10:33:25

Aphrodite: *hugging Apollo from behind* I love you so much

Aphrodite: But if you take my lipstick again I will kill you

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sat, 16 Jan 2021 10:50:35

Apollo: *walks into an art museum*

Apollo: I’m here to donate myself

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sat, 09 Jan 2021 00:04:20

Athena: The path to inner peace begins with four words

Athena: Not my fucking problem

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Fri, 01 Jan 2021 21:45:52

Patroclus, at Achilles’ funeral: Can i have a moment alone with him?

Odysseus: Of course *leaves*

Patroclus, leaning over Achilles’ coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Achilles: Yeah no shit

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Nikita@incorrect-tsoa
Tue, 24 Aug 2021 19:43:43

Patroclus: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest…

Achilles:is it your shirt?? I hope its your shirt please

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Nikita@incorrect-tsoa
Sun, 15 Aug 2021 11:47:07
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