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Imagine arresting PROFESSIONAL NASA SCIENTIST but can’t even arrest a rapist.

#LetTheEarthBreathe

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Oh my god just look at her being so pretty and flawless ❄❄

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the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

I live for these

ah, how could I forget the best one

and then there’s just this:

jurassic park tweet: a raptor just killed a guy. shot him to death.ALT
the night crew is hard at work installing a monolithALT
please stop prank calling us and asking if we have a mega sore ass.ALT
one of our dinosaurs has a crush on a girl visitor. whoops, there was a miscommunication. one of our dinosaurs has *crushed* a girl visitor. sorry for the mixup. ALT
in the spirit of body positivity, we are going to start making dinosaurs that are complete uggosALT
do you guys think god is pissed at usALT
we made an anteater with human lips who knows how to whisper the word "steven"ALT
dinosaurios (spanish)ALT

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bouvardia-against-bourgeoisie:

Has anyone on swedengate tag brought up the literal genocide of the indigenous Sami people… along with their imperialism in general like…

Also FYI I’m not saying “why is no one talking about this ” I’m saying now that Sweden is trending it’s a good time to bring up Swedens other more serious wrong doings so more people learn about them… which is what this post is saying… i literally picked this tweet bc it was in a nice list format

bogleech:

bogleech:

The entire population of Sweden getting collectively called out on twitter is funny as hell so far because every single tweet by a Swedish person is either like “first of all being racist is my cultural heritage…” or it’s “god, finally, I’ve been trying to tell everyone for years that my country is full of assholes”

Oh I guess this didn’t spill over enough to tumblr so this is what happened:

  • There was a twitter thread asking people about their weirdest encounters with someone else’s cultural practices.
  • Someone said that when they were just a child, they visited with a Swedish family who made them stay in another room while they ate meals and didn’t offer them any food or snacks.
  • This picked up lots of responses like “wait, what? That happened to me too but I just thought this one family were freaks???”
  • I don’t need to tell most people why most reactions to this were positively aghast that anyone anywhere expects guests to either bring their own food or just suffer.
  • The thread truly exploded only when some Swedes not only admitted to it but got defensive about it, calling it selfish and childish to expect food as a guest. Yes even from personal friends and yes even as children, because you should apparently actually be grateful enough that you’re even allowed in someone else’s home at all.
  • Other Swedish citizens chimed in to say they feel like they’re in the minority for having any concept of sharing or giving in general and that their other Swedish friends keep track of every cent they owe them for every little thing.
  • Immigrant and racial minority Swedes began to add that the whole “be grateful you’re even allowed here” attitude is how they’re treated everywhere they go just for existing.
  • From there, a whole lot of discussion, again mostly from people living there, about how Sweden has a cutesy, harmless image to most of the world only because its leadership and media work so hard to downplay its true prevalence of active white supremacy and hardcore nationalism.
  • “#swedengate” starts trending.
  • Sweden is being cancelled like it’s a celebrity and every Swede who gets upset about it just immediately demonstrates exactly what was being criticized in the first place:
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Actually this part in itself is not funny at all. It’s just funny how many of them had to lock or delete their accounts like they genuinely thought these were normal things to say.

triptihosmrti:

leosuncancermoonscorpiorising:

i don’t EVER want to hear “ughh why do people care about this celebrity drama they’re both bad it’s not that deep” again. if you cant see the sweeping ramifications of this you’re blind or dumb or both

the fact that megan thee stallion was literally shot in the foot inside a car by a jealous man with the intention to ruin her career and stop her from dancing but when the police asked her, her assailant and the other woman to step out of the car she just beared it and didn’t tell on him, stoically standing there with her bleeding foot. and later when she did admit what was done to her on her social media BUT without naming the assailant the entire community judged her anyway and called her traitor. the fact that the whole amber/johnny mess only started because amber wrote about her experience with domestic violence without naming anyone just to get it off her chest after literally surreal assaults and then she got sued the living shit out of her…women cannot even speak up.

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