#twilight saga
Summary: The plan was supposed to be simple, but instead you find yourself hiking in the woods with four Volturi guards. It appears that you’re the perfect entertainment for two of them. Eventually, you get fed up with their jokes, but Felix is there to comfort you.
Pairing: human!reader x Felix Volturi
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This wasn’t the plan. The original plan was nice and easy. Felix was supposed to come to your house so you could go to the airport and hop on a plane to Volterra together. Instead you found Jane, Alec and Demetri at your door when you were about to leave for the airport. They’re the reason why you’re currently hiking in the woods.
For someone as clumsy as you, this isn’t the smartest idea. Logically, the hiking path isn’t paved. Instead, it’s earth with scattered loose rocks. Not the most steady ground, it has already caused you to trip a couple of times and you’re only ten minutes into the hike.
The twins, walking in the front, have the time of their life laughing at you every time you stumble. Demetri walks in front of you and Felix is walking behind you. Let’s just say you have tested their reflexes in a new way. You still don’t understand why Felix thought it would be a good idea to take you along with them.
After you stumble once more and Felix steadies you, you grumble: “I’m so sick of this. Why’d you make me tag along?”
Felix intertwines his fingers with yours while you continue walking in front of him. “Because, my love, this way we can immediately leave for the airport when we have the vampire.”
You sigh. “I didn’t sign up to be the twins’ laughing stock. You know how clumsy I am. It was clear this would be a disaster, even before we started.”
“Don’t mind them. They’re always like that, laughing at everything and everyone.”
“That’s easier said than done when you’re not the person they’re laughing at.” You stumble over another loose rock and the twins’ cackling reaches your ears loud and clear. “I’m so done with this.”
Felix makes you turn around so you’re looking at him. His hands rest on the side of your head while he intensely stares in your eyes. “We’re almost there. Their teasing will stop once we have the vampire in our custody. I adore your clumsiness, it’s adorable.”
You scoff. “It’s not adorable if I fall to my death in a ravine.”
“Good thing I’m here to catch you,” he says while winking.
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my two siblings watching TWILIGHT for the fiRST TIME
- “I feel like I’ve seen this scene” “toxic.” “SAY IT.”
- “he’s gonna be roasty toasty? is he gonna be ugly? is he gonna be old?” “sparkly?” “wait what” “why is that bad?”
- “he’s just complimenting himself” “he’s challenging her to a race” “why is he like this”
- “I mean..if my boyfriend killed people before, that DOES MATTER”
- “imagine watching this in theaters” “well people probably thought this was good back then”
- “I ain’t dating no killer”
- “this feels uncomfortable” “because he WANTS TO EAT HER”
- “I thought he was gonna turn into something cool, but he just turned…sparkly”
- “can he not mention her blood? you little creep”
- “she can see the future but the future can change” “so her visions are useless”
- “this is his first kiss in a hundred years? what a loserrrr”
- “it’s kinda weird that they added a baseball scene to this movie”
- “you’re gonna pepper spray a vampire?” “how embarrassing”
This Batman movie should have been an awakening for all you twilight bitches out there RISE FROM THE ASHES RISE I SAY! WRITE THE FAN FICTION, START THE EDITS, MAKE THE MERCH ! DO IT.
Breaking dawn part 2 Emmett… that’s all I have to say thank you.
They always say pick a career doing something you love… so how does one make money by embarrassing themselves on the internet because when they were younger they tricked themselves into believing that the whole world of twilight was real… asking for a friend ?
The fact that I was so ready to just get up and leave my family to be with some damn wolves and some vampires… Smh I still would though, best believe I still would. I’ve been waiting since I was 8 years old and I’m 21 now
To those bitches that have the Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 Collector’s Wedding Flower Numbered DVD Gift Set ( yes I copied and paste that and what about it) just sleep with one eye open because I’m robbing you
I would like to share that yes this was the girl who thought Sam Uley was her dad, this was the girl who had a bag packed under her bed just in case the pack came to get me when you guys read these stories that I post about when I was younger getting into to twilight THIS WAS ME AT THE TIME LMAO IN MY HELLO KITTY NIGHT GOWN AT 8 YEARS OLD LMAO
Thinking about the time when I watched breaking dawn PT 2 for the first time and I saw the scene/vision that seth died and I literally thought I was dying. When I saw his wolf go limp I literally ran out and I mean RANNN out my brothers room (which is where I was watching it) sobbing crying and I mean I was literally having a break down. I was so heart broken I couldn’t handle it, I was saying to myself “I should have been there to protect him !” And “this is why I should have been there” and of course my brother is literally dying laughing at me and my mother is gravely concerned and confused as to what is happening. My brother was trying to tell me to just watch the rest but I told him “I feel it, the imprint bond… It’s gone” and I was crying because I thought I was literally going to DIE because Seth died I also yelled out “I hope you guys are happy, you guys kept me from my imprint and now he is dead and soon I will too!” …. Eventually I came back to watch the rest of the movie and was crying even more when I saw Leah sacrifice herself… then I saw that it was a vision and I was LIVID let me tell you I WAS PISSED. I hated Alice so much for that and held such a grudge for her because of that…. So bad that I told myself “I’m gonna tell my dad that she broke the treaty so they can rip her apart”… anyways thanks for coming to my twilight talk
*me gets more than 10 likes on a post*
Yeah not to brag but I’m kinda tumblr famous.
So update… they haven’t messaged me back so I sweetened the deal a bit (Kiowa if you’re reading this I’m sorry I’m still gonna get the wolf tattoo but I really want the Twilight Tumblr Account) @twilight
Look all I’m saying is that I would be the perfect candidate and also THEY ARENT EVEN USING IT SO MIGHT AS WELL RIGHT ???
Thinking about the time when I saw eclipse for the first time (I was 9), I got mad at my mom for making me miss the battle. I told her it wasn’t fair that she kept me from all the action and that she’d have to let me go, I knew my dad wanted me there and I had to train sooner or later to protect the reservation. She then tried to tell me after multiple times that Sam Uley is not my dad and that these movies aren’t real… did I believe her? No. I told her she was a liar and that she just was jealous that I carried the special gene to turn into a shifter… I also was mad that in the movies when Jacob said “Leah is the first female shifter” I said that he was stupid and that I was the first female shifter because Duh I was, I was the daughter of the mighty alpha Sam Uley…. After theses events I wrote a letter to my dad saying that he really needed to come and get me because mom was keeping me from my true destiny! I also called Jacob stupid for not knowing that I was the first true female shifter… now me not knowing the address to Sam aka my dads house I just put “Sam Uley” hoping that some how some way it would make his way to the right person. Now I didn’t put a stamp on it so of course the mailman never took it Thanks for coming to my ted talk ~ if you want more embarrassing stories about me being raised on twilight let me know because I have alot
You twilight whores got me feeling tumblr famous and shit I love y’all ~ officially calling myself a Twilight Influencer
Can’t get no relief
Time moves on with the seasons
But I still can’t find a reason
You’d wanna hurt me
So bad
And what in the world did I do
To deserve such a pain in my heart?
True story
