overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games
Salty cause you’re being sniped
no i just really liked to play winston in overwatch
The Overwatch Diversity Index thing is so funny to me bc I feel like Alan Grant seeing dinosaurs roam for the first time, I’m like “How can you exist, you were supposed to die years ago…”
It feels like an artifact that was transported to the present from the mid 2010s when people did act like diversity was quantifiable. Like God of course you soulless weirdos would have this bizarre setup where you funnel points into Ethnicity like you’re allocating points into DnD attributes or some shit, and God only knows how many people in 2016 would have seen that and been like “Wow this is a great tool to help you diversify your characters!”
(I mean I’m sure there are still people like that now but I like to imagine that for the most part people have grown tired of that kind of shit and largely demand higher quality rep)
You know what it is, this is just those 4chan Privilege Quizzes only instead of mocking minorities it’s saying “Actually this is GOOD, please don’t ask us to tell you how we came up with the numbers for the Ethnicity Scale”
Okay I’m sorry I have to know more about what kind of fuckin race science is being employed to quantify this shit. Why is “Arab” a 7? What is above and below that. What about Culture? How many options did you even list and what were the parameters for quantifying THAT? Do they go into negative values, say if you’re rich? What the fuck is Cognitive Ability and once more, what phrenology ass pseudoscience was employed to quantify this. I must know
I went DEEP into this and found like the dev talking about it and God it’s such a good idea IN CONCEPT if they just made markers that get numbers based on how many of an identity you’ve included in your game (like 2 CIS 2 HET 1 WHITE 3 MEN kind of thing) but instead they deciding to QUANTIFY IT INSTEAD
The result is the torbjorn is more OLD than Lucio is BLACK. And torbjorn is more DISABLED than zarya is RUSSIAN. And Zenyatta is equally attractive as mercy and Moira is more Cisgender than Lucio and it’s like WHAT ARE YOU SAYING WHAT IS THIS
Oh also the head dev of the project is a white rich woman who loves Elon Musk and the NBA
This explains a lot, but also I wish there was a way for you to have heard the noise I made when I read “Torbjorn is more old than Lucio is Black”. This is so bad!!! This is so bad!!!!!!!
I need yall to also see Winston’s cause it’s making me lose my mind
A few months ago I drew a lot of McCree pics and comics and put ‘em in a zine, but I had two pages left for another comic without an idea. Then my friend Chris, a.k.a. @theisb swooped in like a hero and wrote this fun comic for me!
Reaper wearing a onesie version of his outfit, reading a magazine called SAD that also has his face on it is legitimately my favorite thing.
Also it’s way too small to read but Jack’s mug says “World’s Okay-est Commander” on it.
Ok. So this is the “Overwatch 2nd generation Kids meet the Old Soldiers headcanon + Echo” comic. I hope you enjoyed the ride, it was painful, I cried, so you have to cry with me, and you’re welcome.
A few comments:
Ana looking sad and thinking at Reinhardt, ofc. Who wouldn’t? Sorry Genji, but you don’t have a cooler beard.
Headcanon is Tracer insulting Morrison because now she’s in charge and a modern leader, and and I think that Jack in OW 2 won’t be their honorable commander anymore. Also Tracer baby-crying is my new weakness so why not?
I must thank @temple-secrets who whispered in my ears “Echo becoming Gabriel to convince Jack to do something” when we first saw her ultimate ability and my brain added the “naked” word because, c'mon, you know me.
Jack simply doesn’t care about anything that’s not Gabriel. Deal with it. This is canon. Trust me. Also, do you think that Echo is telling him the “don’t go is dangerous” thing because Gabriel actually told her that or only to protect Jack? Let me know.
This comic in a nutshell: “It’s not a (soldier) phase, mom!” Yeah. Jack simply doesn’t know how to evolve. And I love him, ok?
Echo in the last pic is like: “Oh, well. Angel of Death, right? Thanks for the hand, man, really, but I’m not helping you cleaning up this mess, ok? Gotta go save Paris. BYE!”
I’m glad I was able to pull off this comic in two days since I’m going to be pretty busy in the next months with other stuff and work. Thank you all. I hope you liked and cried a lot. I did.
Don’t repost, thanks. This comic is already on my Twitter. Look for me there as @ufficiosulretro.
