#writing funny

Reader: Omg I can’t wait for the next chapter!!

Me, the writer, slowly closing my blank word doc:

Edit: Credit to @luke-skywalker for the gif!

i am a simple but feeble soul

Me every time I start a new WIP:

Me, a writer: *considers myself an intellectual*

Also me:

your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace:

fuck moral alignments, what does ur character put ketchup on

funnytwittertweets:

defectivegembrain:

creative writing’s just like yeah sure i can deal with my issues i just need to cover them in several layers of metaphors first

ellatholmes:

pantser? you tellin me a pair of pants wrote this book??

guardianrex:

starr234:

This is a personal attack, i can’t

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You will never take my dashes away!

I have a secret method to meeting your writing goals. Let me tell you what it is.

Come closer

Even closer

A little more

I don’t set writing goals. I just write whenever I feel like it and don’t beat myself up if I can’t manage to get anything done that day. Saves a lot of stress on something that is supposed to be a fun hobby for me.

I once tried to write at least a word per day, and ended up burnt out and hating my work.

So now I take it by day.

Me: I should write.

Also me: https://www.tumgir.com/tag/blank%20alignment%20chart

Do I write my next chapter, or edit the next chapter to upload, or finish my drawing of my character, or read a book, or read a new webcomic, or reread a webcomic I like, or -