#writing humor

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I may or may not be one that likes to make a good plot twist But all hell breaks loose if it happens in a book I’m reading

How about you guys?

https://www.instagram.com/joselintoftlund/

Hi guys, okay new to Tumblr and trying to locate the amazing community of authors and artists I heard so much about in here!

A little about myself.

I’m from Denmark and am writing my first book called “the truth about hell” I am self taught in English so has a long way to go with editing and rewriting but that’s part of writing am I right?

I am also avid reader and love art. I have a whole library at home as my friends call it, due to collecting books since I was a preteen. I also is a huge fan of anime, though in the later years have falled a little off the vagon but wanna try and get back into it! I would love to find others that has some of the same interests as me and it seems like they’re is some amazing ppl in here that have just that! If anyone is interested in fangirling over series like supernatural, Sherlock Holmes and marvel or the likes or even books I am down! Or heck even talk about the book they’re written or have already written!

How dare you suggest that I do something I actually should be doing?

“I scream..”

“What’s that little buddy?”

“I scream..”

“Well you just go on and scream then little buddy..”

“I SCREEEEEEEAM!!”

“Oh, you want ice cream?”

“Yes please.”

Hahahaha.. I thought it was funny - Lame joke Dujour - eUë

Leaving readers off on a cliffhanger is honestly so satisfying. Like, you don’t know what’s gonna happen but I do and I could tell you, but I’m not gonna, because I’m mean and enjoy watching you suffer until the update. There’s zero pressing reason for a cliffhanger. It is literally just there to cause chaos and make you yell at me in the comments.

Sketching out a new fantasy world when you only have two (2) crumbs of worldbuilding and plot, a tutorial by me:

Tag yourself.

When you spend a semi-absurd amount of time coming up with a name for your evil empire and end up with a really good one that matches the other names in the story in terms of vibes, and looks Suitably Evil on the page, and excitedly share it with a non-writer-but-they-know-a-lot-of-starwars-friend…..

and they point out that it’s phonetically very similar to a pretty well-known planet.

which means you have to start over because you don’t want to look like you’re trying to copy starwars.

sourpatch-encouragement:

a guide to writing

  • open ur document
  • press a letter
  • press another letter
  • keep pressing letters until u have a story
  • congrats ur done
writing humor

fandomsohard:

when you start a new book and you think it’s gonna be like

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but it’s actually like

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dukeofbookingham:

It’s just like:

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imadhatt3r:

I WILL finish that scene TODAY I am MANIFESTING I will SIT DOWN and I WILL WRITE IT I WILL I WILL FINISH IT AND I WILL BE SATISFIED THAT I’VE FINISHED IT AND MOVED MY STORY FORWARD I WILL FUCKING MUSTER WHAT LITTLE STRENGHT I HAVE AND FINISH ITTTTTT!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!

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