Aries: *sees “do not touch sign”* *touches everything*

Taurus: *waits all day for lunch*

Gemini: *runs excitedly to see all the displays*

Cancer: *sobs* these people didn’t deserve to die

Leo: *runs into gift shop*

Virgo: Did you guys know Abraham Lincoln is my great great great great great great great great grandfather?

Libra: Oh. My. God. Guys, this one of Napoleon’s button from his left sleeve from 1769.

Scorpio: lol look at all these dead people

Sagittarius: *accidentally gets lost from their chaperone*

Capricorn: Ugh, when is this over?

Aquarius: *tries to start World War III*

Pisces: *accidentally spills drink on important displays*

: Virgo, Sagittarius, Taurus, Leo, Aquarius, Libra

: Capricorn, Pisces, Gemini, Aries, Cancer, Scorpio

Don’t Judge me: Cancer, Taurus, Pisces, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius

I’m Judging you: Aries, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini, Leo

Aries: Watermelon

Taurus: Double Stuffed

Gemini: Fruit Punch

Cancer: Regular

Leo: Mega Stuffed

Virgo: Red Velvet

Libra: Halloween

Scorpio: Chocolate

Sagittarius: Pumpkin Spice

Capricorn: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

Aquarius: Birthday Cake

Pisces: Golden

Red: Aries, Scorpio
Orange: Gemini, Taurus
Yellow: Cancer, Capricorn
Green: Sagittarius
Blue: Pisces, Virgo
Indigo: Aquarius
Violet: Leo, Libra

Aries: A very damaged red crayon

Taurus: A broken brown crayon at the bottom of a backpack

Gemini: An orange crayon with no paper label

Cancer: The white crayon that no one uses

Leo: The perfect turquoise blue crayon that all the children love

Virgo: A lime green crayon chewed up by toddlers

Libra: A sparkly pink crayon

Scorpio: A broken black crayon

Sagittarius: Somehow ended up being a colored pencil

Capricorn: A mustard yellow crayon

Aquarius: A brand new purple crayon

Pisces: An almost new sky blue crayon

Aries: Good Girls

Taurus: Voodoo Doll

Gemini: Try Hard

Cancer: Amnesia

Leo: She Looks so Perfect

Virgo: Disconnected

Libra: Don’t Stop

Scorpio: English Love Affair

Sagittarius: Daylight

Capricorn: Social Casualty

Aquarius: Rejects

Pisces: Beside You

Aries: Zac Efron

Taurus: Starbucks

Gemini: “I can’t even.” 

Cancer: Channing Tatum

Leo: Selfies

Virgo: Northface

Libra: Iphones

Scorpio: Pretty Little Liars

Sagittarius: Chipotle

Capricorn: Mean Girls

Aquarius: Frozen Yogurt

Pisces: One Direction

Calum Hood: Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn

Ashton Irwin: Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius

Luke Hemmings: Cancer, Aquarius, Virgo

Michael Clifford: Taurus, Pisces, Libra

Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aries, Scorpio

(check out @marcelvin‘s video on zodiac signs as fathers! link here!)

Pepe: Cancer, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

Dat Boi: Leo, Capricorn, Aries, Taurus, Libra, Virgo

Aries: “Oh wow! Another person that I don’t want to punch!”

Taurus: *Celebrates with pizza*

Gemini: “I can’t believe I’ve had this blog for only a month and I already hit 1k!”

Cancer:*Messages them just to say thank you*

Leo: “What the fuck, I’ve been running this blog for half a year and I only have 13 followers.”

Virgo:*Dies internally*

Libra: *Tries to become friends with their new follower*

Scorpio: “Oh cool, another person that’ll come to my funeral”

Sagittarius: “yEs dAdDy foLloWed mE!1!!!1″

Capricorn:*Doesn’t realize that they got a new follower*

Aquarius:*Makes 3 blog posts about their new follower*

Pisces: “Thank you so much for following me!!”

Thank you for 5.3k!!

Mercury: Cancer

Venus: Capricorn

Earth: Virgo, Taurus

Mars: Aries

Jupiter; Sagittarius

Saturn: Aquarius 

Uranus: Scorpio, 

Neptune: Leo, Pisces

Pluto: Gemini, Libra

Taurus x Capricorn: A Taurus and Capricorn would be perfect for each other because they can both be cute and sweet yet sarcastic and rude. This couple would have their days filled with cuddles by the fireplace and stargazing at the park.

Virgo x Leo: A Virgo and Leo would be perfect for each other because they’re both confident and outgoing. This couple would be fun to hang out with if you had them as friends.

Pisces x Libra: A Pisces and Libra would be perfect for each other because they’re both brave and they both love trying new things. This couple would spend months planning out a perfect trip to a country they’ve never been to.

Cancer x Scorpio: A Cancer and Scorpio would be perfect for each other because a Cancer is quiet and shy and a Scorpio is loud and bold. They balance each other perfectly. Every date they go on is different, one day they might go to an amusement park and one day they could go to an art museum.

Sagittarius x Aries: A Sagittarius and Aries are perfect for each other because they are both sarcastic and witty, whenever they get into fights they find it hard to be serious and end up laughing whatever problem off.

Aquarius x Gemini: An Aquarius and Gemini would be perfect for each other because the Aquarius is very intelligent and talented while the Gemini is both clumsy and will most likely drop out of university. These two will probably end up moving in together and slowly fall in love.

Salsa: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces, Libra

Guacamole: Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus, Aquarius, Cancer, Scorpio

To any Aries, stay strong because you’re beautiful

To any Taurus, stay strong because you’re worth it

To any Gemini, stay strong because you’re amazing

To any Cancer, stay strong because you deserve to smile

To any Leo, stay strong because everything will be ok

To any Virgo, stay strong because you’re perfect

To any Libra, stay strong because you’re one of a kind

To any Scorpio, stay strong because you deserve the world

To any Sagittarius, stay strong because you’re special

To any Capricorn, stay strong because life gets better

To any Aquarius, stay strong because everyone wants you here

To any Pisces, stay strong because you’re unique

Toanyone, stay strong because I love you.

Aries: everything

Taurus: everything

Gemini: everything

Cancer: everything

Leo: everything

Virgo: everything

Libra: everything

Scorpio: everything

Sagittarius: everything

Capricorn: everything

Aquarius: everything

Pisces: everything

Miss Aries

miss gemini

Sun Sign in Taurus

Source: Joanna Martine Woolfolk

• Birth Dates: (April 20 – May 20)
• Feminine
• Element: Earth
• Quality: Fixed

Taurus is quiet, affectionate, patient, stable, determined and practical, stubborn, and resistant to change.

• Ruling Planet: Venus, the Roman goddess of beauty and the arts, pleasure, emotions. In astrology, Venus’s influence inclines toward a love of luxury and exceptional creative ability.
• Symbol: The Bull

Strong, stubborn, plodding, can be both fierce and gentle. The glyph represents the horns and head of the Bull. It also outlines the chin and Adam’s apple of the human throat (the part of the anatomy that Taurus rules). In symbolic terms, the glyph is a half-moon forming a cup that rests on the circle of the Sun. The cup represents material power and wealth derived through the force of will (the circle).

Polarity: Scorpio

Taurus is the sign of property and money. Its natives put high regard on collecting possessions and are known to cling to what is theirs. Scorpio, Taurus’s opposite sign, is the sign of legacies and shared wealth. The wealth of Scorpio people tends to be spiritual rather than material, which they give to others in the form of teaching, writing, and the healing arts.

Part of the Body Ruled by Taurus: Neck and throat

Many Taurus people have beautiful speaking and singing voices. But they are vulnerable to colds, laryngitis, sore throats, and thyroid problems.

• Lucky Day: Friday
• Lucky Numbers: 6 and 4
• Birthstone: Emerald

Protects against infidelity and deceit, ensures loyalty, and improves memory.

• Colors: Pale blue and mauve

The soft colors of refinement and gentleness.

• Flowers: Violet and Poppy
• Most Likeable Trait:Dependability

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You are the person others count on in the clutch, the one who perseveres when less determined spirits fall by the wayside. Because perseverance is the quality most needed for success, you tend to be successful. You are not the pioneer who first strikes out for new territory, but the determined settler who follows and builds houses and towns and cultivates the soil.

There is a pronounced stubborn streak in you. Your greatest strength resides in your tenacity and steady, relentless drive. You are a purposeful achiever who has endless patience to see a thing through, to make it a success. You are the original immovable object and irresistible force.

Taurus is a fixed sign, which means its natives are not fond of change. You simply cannot be rushed into anything new. A different approach creates unease and anxiety in you. You are most comfortable and secure with the familiar. Everyone knows you have a temper, although you rarely show it.

You need order in your life—you get anxious when things are out of control. And because the unfamiliar makes you feel insecure, you tend to cut yourself off from fresh experiences. You need to be more open to change. Having beautiful things is important to you, and your instinct for collecting even spills over into relationships.

You hold fast to those you care about. You have a few close friends rather than many casual acquaintances. In love, you’re happiest when involved in a caring, committed relationship. You’re deeply sensitive—a rebuff or harsh word is very upsetting to you—and with strangers, you often feel self-conscious.

You’re thought of as a serene influence, someone to depend on, and you’re admired for your organized mind. Not many people realize that you’re sensitive and easily wounded. You are trusted as a tastemaker, and your artistic and esthetic opinion is welcomed. Because you have sound instincts about money, your financial advice is also sought. On the other hand, people resent your tendency to be dogmatic. Even if you’re right, others don’t understand why you have to be so unyielding.