#alexander the great
Jewish-styled Alexander Legends Found on Silver Bowl from Tibet
A revealing study has found that a tiny silver bowl made in Central Asia and found in Tibet is covered in Alexander legends that have a unique Jewish style, including a circumcised Alexander the Great!
The fact that Julius Caesar burst into tears after reading about Alexander the Great because they were the same age but he could never live up to Alexander is one of the greatest things I’ve learnt as a classics student
and Alexander himself got upset over the fact that he would never live up to Achilles- he paid his respects at Achilles and Patroclus’ tomb, and kept a copy of the Iliad under his pillow. History is nothing but a long, long list of maudlin queers fearing that they’ll fail to live up to the maudlin queers who came before them.
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“But there is one anecdote about Alexander and Leonidas which has never had quite the attention it deserves. Once, when the young prince was offering sacrifice, with would-be royal lavishness he scooped up two whole fistfuls of incense to cast on the altar fire. This brought down a stinging rebuke on his head from his tutor. “When you’ve conquered the spice-bearing regions,” Leonidas said, with that elaborate sarcasm characteristic of schoolmasters the world over, “you can throw away all the incense you like. Till then, don’t waste it.” Years later, Alexander captured Gaza, the main spice-entrepot for the whole Middle East. As always, he sent presents home to his mother and sister. But this time there was one for Leonidas as well. A consignment of no less than eighteen tons of frankincense and myrrh was delivered to the old man (enough to make him rich beyond his wildest dreams on the resale price), “in remembrance of the hope with which that teacher had inspired his boyhood” - together with an admonition to cease being parsimonious towards the gods. There is something terrifying about this story: the minor slight that rankled for perhaps fifteen years, the crushing generosity, the elaborate and unanswerable replique. But it affords us a most valuable insight into Alexander’s character. Anyone who ever did him a disservice, however trivial, lived to regret it in the end. He never forgot, seldom forgave: “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord.” His implacability was only equalled by his patience. He would nurse a grudge for a decade or more, waiting for the propitious moment; and when that moment came, he struck.”— Peter Green, Alexander of Macedon(viagodmaking)
There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world
Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*
Don’t you love when the rules of your own lore instantly KOs you?
Every Rogers has a Doo. Alexander has a Doo, Alexander is a Rogers.
I MADE THESE RULES NOW I HAVE TO DIE ON THIS HILL