Mysterious Earth Legends I Believe Loki is Actually Responsible For: A Thread
1) Atlantis - During his teen years, Loki used his seiðr to turn the entirety of Asgard’s Royal Court into a bunch of marsvīn as a prank. It took days for Frigga and the other magic users in the palace to reverse the transfiguration spell, and due to Loki’s unapologetic attitude about what he did, Odin banished him to an island (a modern day Crete) on a primitive planet named Midgard for a couple hundred years as punishment. Loki brooded for five or six decades before he swam to the main land, rose to power thanks to some support from a few Greek citizens (and some dude named Plato) who were revolting against the government, and created his own city of rebels called Atlantis. When Odin came to retrieve Loki after his sentence ended, he was infuriated at the debauchery and carelessness he saw. Loki had shared his magic, lustful desires, and knowledge of Asgardian tools and weapons with these Midgardians, propelling their natural technological development dangerously ahead of the natural path. In a furious rage, Odin destroyed the entire city with a violent volcanic eruption and sent it—and the advanced knowledge it contained—sinking to the bottom of the ocean with a massive earthquake before he dragged Loki back home. Despite losing the city and advanced society he formed, Loki couldn’t help but smile when he realized Odin hadn’t killed all of the intelligent marsvīn-esque creatures he had created while on his island and he hoped the next time he visited he would still find the oceans full of his dolphins.
2) Merlin - Loki was the magician, Thor was Arthur, and the dragon was Volstagg. They were all basically cosplaying.
3) Stonehenge - Loki got drunk on Xandarian wine, traveled to Midgard, and stumbled around giggling while he arranged a bunch of rocks to make a makeshift Asgardian Colosseum of the Arts. He then made an illusion of an audience and drunkenly recited some very vulgar Asgardian poetry before passing out in the middle of the field… which is where Thor found him the next morning, still asleep. He picked his brother up, threw him over his shoulder, and had Heimdall take them home. Thor didn’t know Loki had made the stone formation, so he left it how it was.
4) D.B. Cooper - [CONFIRMED BY THE DISNEY+ SERIES]
5) Jack The Ripper - Thor was coming into his fertility powers, essentially fucking his way through Asgard. Loki was jealous, and since his brother had already “sullied the pool of women” with his dick, he decided to take a field trip to Midgard. He had some fun, but his darkness was a little bit stronger than he realized due to the anger and annoyance at Thor, and he ended up accidentally killing one of the hookers. The release he got from killing helped, so he kept going, trying different techniques, mutilations, digging around to look inside of humans, and just generally being a fucking psychopath. But, people were starting to get suspicious of the strange man hanging around London that appeared shortly before the killings began, so he vanished and returned to Asgard.
Thor had just lost his best friend and his brother right in front of his eyes and it breaks him that there was nothing he could have done to save them or the asgardians on his ship.
He just stays there mourning over Loki’s dead body & the fact that he didn’t care whether he lived or died on that ship is heartbreaking
My problem with Loki’s death isn’t because he diedbuthow he died.
Loki has all these cool powers that we’ve seen time and time again, particularly in the first Thor movie, but he ends up dying because he tried to kill Thanos with A BUTTER KNIFE.
Warnings:Loki,Swearing,Violence, Sexual Language, angst, absolute fucking chaos, smut.
Summary:
Nobody could tame Loki Odinson, no matter how hard they tried. Over a dozen assistants had attempted, and all had come running back to The Potts Agency in tears. In a last ditch attempt the tame the beastly boss, Pepper sends in a wildcard: The assistant with the attitude problem. You.
You’ve got issues of your own, zero impulse control, and absolutely no fear. Maybe that’s exactly what Loki needs, or at least his brother is willing to give it a shot. Suddenly you go from clearing out your desk, to being given free reign and immunity with one of the most powerful and prickly men in the city.
Your challenge is to bring Loki to task, by any means necessary. His challenge is to break you, and make you quit.
Being caught in the cross hairs of The God of Mischief would scare a saner person but not you, you enjoy it. There’s just something about Loki that draws you to him, and you couldn’t help it even if you wanted to. Tricking the Trickster is exhilarating but you quickly find yourself becoming attached to him as you’re unwillingly dragged on the adventure of a lifetime.
While The Avengers race to get you out of Loki’s clutches, you find yourself teaming up with him to try and defeat an enemy who threatens everything you hold dear.
When you’re tangled up with the God of Chaos, there’s no way of winning and it’s anyone’s guess which you’ll lose first, your heart or your life?
I’m so behind on Loki because I’m watching it with my bf and we haven’t seen each other in weeks and I have seen SO many spoilers already even though I blocked the tag and I NEED TO WATCH IT
At last, Heimdell’s horn has blown. You, the dark god Loki, are finally free from your chains. You stand atop your boat of dead men’s nails, your monstrous children behind you, ready to finally bring ragna…the fuck’s a Disney and why are they suing you?
I’m laughing so hard, could you imagine Tom Hiddleston meeting the actual god in full Loki costume?
