#atsushi nakajima imagines

Y/N, Dazai, and Atsushi:[screaming]

Kunikida, running into the room: What’s wrong, Atsushi?!

Y/N: Why are you only asking Atsushi?!

Dazai: Yeah! We’re all screaming!

Kunikida: Because Atsushi doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Atsushi: Wow, i didn’t even know pineapple can taste this….sour.

Kenji: is it really that sour?

Y/N: Wait, did you just say pineapple?

Atsushi: Uhh, yeah. why? You want some?

Y/N: Hold on, is there any apple that has a taste of pine?

Kenji: What are you talking about?

Y/N: My dear Kenji, I’m talking about those pine infused apple.

Atsushi: Wait what? I’m eating pineapple right now, not some sort of pine infused apple! I don’t even know what that is!

Y/N: But, you say you’re eating pineapple, which is pine with apple-

Kenji: Pineapple is that fruit where if you touch the skin, you will get stabbed.

Y/N: 

Y/N: OH.

Y/N: I introduced Atsushi to Animal Jam.

Dazai: Ahhh, ‘cause he’s a tiger, I get it! …But why do you look so awfully guilty?

Y/N:Well…

Atsushi, bursting through the door, in tears:SOMEONE TOOK THE RED LONGS FROM MY INVENTORY, YOU ARE DEAD, Y/N.

Atsushi: I told my partner, Y/N, that I was having an episode earlier and they replied “is it the beach episode” and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately.

Atsushi: I hate how you’re just born out of nowhere, and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a chameleon? No one ever asked me if I want to be a chameleon!