#nakajima atsushi imagines
Y/N, Dazai, and Atsushi:[screaming]
Kunikida, running into the room: What’s wrong, Atsushi?!
Y/N: Why are you only asking Atsushi?!
Dazai: Yeah! We’re all screaming!
Kunikida: Because Atsushi doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Atsushi: Wow, i didn’t even know pineapple can taste this….sour.
Kenji: is it really that sour?
Y/N: Wait, did you just say pineapple?
Atsushi: Uhh, yeah. why? You want some?
Y/N: Hold on, is there any apple that has a taste of pine?
Kenji: What are you talking about?
Y/N: My dear Kenji, I’m talking about those pine infused apple.
Atsushi: Wait what? I’m eating pineapple right now, not some sort of pine infused apple! I don’t even know what that is!
Y/N: But, you say you’re eating pineapple, which is pine with apple-
Kenji: Pineapple is that fruit where if you touch the skin, you will get stabbed.
Y/N:
Y/N: OH.
Y/N: I introduced Atsushi to Animal Jam.
Dazai: Ahhh, ‘cause he’s a tiger, I get it! …But why do you look so awfully guilty?
Y/N:Well…
Atsushi, bursting through the door, in tears:SOMEONE TOOK THE RED LONGS FROM MY INVENTORY, YOU ARE DEAD, Y/N.
Atsushi: I told my partner, Y/N, that I was having an episode earlier and they replied “is it the beach episode” and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately.
Atsushi: I hate how you’re just born out of nowhere, and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a chameleon? No one ever asked me if I want to be a chameleon!