#kunikida doppo imagines
Y/N, Dazai, and Atsushi:[screaming]
Kunikida, running into the room: What’s wrong, Atsushi?!
Y/N: Why are you only asking Atsushi?!
Dazai: Yeah! We’re all screaming!
Kunikida: Because Atsushi doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Y/N, on the phone: Remember how I said I was going to have a calm night?
Kunikida:…Yes?
Y/N: Well, I’m in jail.
Kunikida:[Hangs up]
Kunikida: College is extremely valuable! You should all value your education! Back in Nineteen-aught-seven, when I first graduated from University, I remember learning-
Y/N: Okay boomer, shut the fuck up!
