#dazai osamu imagines

Y/N, Dazai, and Atsushi:[screaming]

Kunikida, running into the room: What’s wrong, Atsushi?!

Y/N: Why are you only asking Atsushi?!

Dazai: Yeah! We’re all screaming!

Kunikida: Because Atsushi doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Y/N, bailing Dazai out of jail: What happened?

Dazai: You’ll never believe this.

Dazai: Actually you will because you always expect the worse from me.

Y/N: Are you crazy?!

Dazai: Legally, no. There’s not a word for my condition.

Dazai: I think the easiest way to feel “wanted” is to simply rob a bank.

Y/N: My name is Y/N L/N, and this is-

Dazai: von Matterhorn. Lorenzovon Matterhorn.

Y/N: …Osamu Dazai.

[Dazai and Y/N are doing something absurdly dangerous]

Dazai:I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Y/N, deadpan: Well that’s encouraging.

Dazai: I am very handsome.

Dazai: Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and think “I have committed horrible acts.”